cardos reblogs TOO MUCH

follow this if you want to ruin your dashboard @demoncards is my main

[trangoldin]

by popular demand, non-animal edition

are you a

slimegirl

dollgirl

robotgirl

angelgirl

demongirl

ghostgirl

plantgirl

plushiegirl

pooltoygirl

Remaining time: 3 hours 55 minutes

If you aren't a girl its irrelevant, you should still answer

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[azusteve]

Drawing my favourite deck from Pokémon TCG Pocket.

[virtualgirladvance]

how do i become a person?

[virtualgirladvance]

this is exactly it thank you

[wildenox]

[wildenox]

Plunge

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[knoggart]

Kat for @notsurewhybuti :D

[ysolt]

[jupiterjames]

Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.

So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.

I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.

This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.

ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?

DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.

ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?

DOC: It looks like eight.

ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?

DOC: Two.

ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?

DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.

ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?

DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.

ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?

DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.

ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.

WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?

[headspace-hotel]

Kill them with kindness

BUT KILL THEM

[okaedemitsu]

[owosa]

HAPPY NONBINARY DAY!

From the False Prophet, the Lamb, Shamura and myself!

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications