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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship
Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
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"I can't remember their names but... they were my friends. My comrades"
"hope next time we play you decide to show up"
"you're starting to sound like him"
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine
RIP to the legend
Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.
Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!
Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…
With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BRING BACK THE LORIEN LEGACIES FANDOM I CAN’T LOOK AT THE 2016 STYLE FANDOM STUFF ON PINTEREST ANYMORE IT’S BAD IT’S TRIGGERING ME (/hj)
PEASE PLEASE PLEASE
The Demonata always lives rent free on the mind lmao Kah-Gash Trio back at it again
I have no idea.
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Michael groaned the second the curtains swung open.
“Rise and shine!” Alex called as late morning light filled the room.
Michael turned away from the window where his husband stood, leaning against the frame with his hands in his sweats’ pockets. “Piss off.”
“Good morning to you, too, my love.”
He heard the smile in Alex’s voice, and he downright refused to give in to the fluttery feelings in his chest that threatened to turn him into a Hallmark sap the second his husband smiled. “Since when are you so cheery in the morning?”
“Since you brought so much light into my life.”
“This isn’t working, Manes.”
“What isn’t working?”
“This,” he said groggily into his pillow, refusing to look at him and lose this battle on their one morning off together. “This whole ‘being cute to make me forget that you signed us up for breakfast with Valenti’ thing. I won’t forgive and I will never forget, Private.”
“Kyle and your sister!”
“She’s marrying the enemy,” he said, unrepentant. “She’s dead to me.”
Alex’s laughter burst out then, the melodic sound warming Michael’s insides despite his hard insistence on sulking. He would not turn around, damn it, this was just a strategic ploy by the brilliant airman to weaken his defenses and strike when he was most vulnerable. He loved Alex to death and beyond, he did, but the bitch was not above playing dirty.
“You know you can’t avoid them forever,” Alex said, giggles still coloring his voice and making Michael squirm. “Isobel would skin you first.”
“I’m not talking to you, traitor,” Michael grumbled. “Is Isobel the one marrying him or you? I’m surprised he hasn’t come out of the closet with how much he touches you.”
“He’s my best friend!”
Michael turned to glare at him. “I’m your best friend! How many times have we been over this?”
Alex held his hands up in apology, even as his eyes danced with mirth. Now that Michael was looking at him, he saw that he had recently washed, the tips of his hair dark and damp, sticking to his forehead, cheeks, and neck. Michael swallowed and tried to remember why he’d stopped looking in the first place.
“Sorry, baby,” Alex consoled, still smiling, “I just wanted you to look at me.” Kneeling on the bed, he leaned forward and cupped Michael’s jaw, sliding that same hand into his curls and gripping hard. “You know my heart breaks when you avoid my eyes.”
“You’re such a dick,” Michael snapped, letting his head fall back onto the pillow, though this time he stayed facing Alex.
Alex’s smile widened and he nuzzled Michael’s cheek, humming. “You’re so considerate, aren’t you? You’d do anything for me, wouldn’t you?”
“I hate you,” Michael grumbled.
Alex laughed under his breath. “No, you don’t.”
His voice was so low and gravelly, sending shockwaves down Michael’s spine. He swallowed. “No, I don’t.” Alex tugged harder on his curls, and Michael bit back a growl. “Screw you, Manes, I told you this isn’t working.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Alex said with innocent eyes that weren’t fooling anybody. “I’m just cherishing my kind, caring, considerate husband.”
“Not kind and considerate enough to humor Valenti!” Michael snapped.
Alex studied him a moment, much like an expert hacker studying a particularly tricky code, then just when Michael thought he’d won, his husband heaved a sigh, and slowly… his smile disappeared. He looked down.
Michael’s eye twitched. “What’re you doing?”
Alex only turned away in response. Then his lower lip trembled, and Michael started to sit up, panicked. “Stop that!”
When Alex’s hand slid out of his hair, Michael’s spine went straight, officially worried.
“I just,” Alex’s voice broke, “I just want you to fit in with every part of my life. I want you there, for everything. I can’t imagine doing anything without you anymore.” His eyes turned glassy, and to Michael’s horror, a tear rolled down his cheek. Wiping it away with the back of his hand, Alex shook his head, “Forget it, I-I don’t want to bother you. It’s fine, I’ll just… do this alone—”
“Like hell you will!” Michael growled, throwing back the blanket. “You’re not doing anything alone ever again, not with me here! We’re tied together forever, baby, and – and you know what? Valenti could use the reminder that you already have the love of your life, the bastard—”
“Oh good!” Alex smiled then, eyes dry and voice bright like there’d never been anything wrong at all. The sudden change gave Michael whiplash, and he could only sit there, dumbfounded, as Alex kissed his cheek and stood, grinning. “They should be here in about ten minutes. I made your coffee and the table is set. I’ll see you there in a bit?”
“I… what…”
Alex stopped at the doorway and his smile softened to something so adoring that whatever objection managed to make it up Michael’s throat grinded to a halt on his tongue.
“Thank you, baby,” he said, and his smile turned just a little bit smug as he added, “I just knew I could count on you.”
With that, Alex left the room, humming to himself, and Michael gaped.
“That manipulative little bitch,” he murmured, and hung his head back. He sighed at the ceiling, bracing himself, and pushed out of bed. “It’s a good thing he’s pretty.”
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
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behind every problematic age gap yuri there's an even more problematic, bigger age gap yaoi
NOAH WYLE WHEN I CATCH YOU
This fandom is a fucking prison
I love it here