Walking Cancer

Dressed Up As A Life

[trashskywalker]

[personifiedchaos]

Wtf? How many 1000s of hours of Obama tape did this peraon have to watch cut and clip back together with music to get this.

[deans-delicious-pie-deactivated]

It was for a good cause

[recaged]

All presidential speeches are transcribed and published.

[intelligencehavingfun]

Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore

[pelvicsorcery90]

Okay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin.  What kind of conversation was this?

NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION

THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL GIVE YOU COURAGE NEVILLE

HAKUNA MATATA NEVILLE

DO NOT RECITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME NEVILLE I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[tygerflower]

Okay, I’ve seen this post a couple of times & something just occurred to me. 

Harry was pretty 50/50 Gryffindor/Slytherin from what I remember the hat saying (and according to the wiki blurb on hatstalls having a fairly equal split of traits from more than one house is the common cause of them) so when he asked not to be put into Slytherin the hat was fine with taking that preference into account and put him in Gryffindor. (Also the fact that the hat said he could be great and powerful in Slytherin and Harry’s response was pretty much no I don’t want that pretty clearly demonstrates non-Slytherin traits.)

On the other hand, the above doesn’t mention the hat being at all indecisive about where to put Neville. The hat wasn’t going “hmmm this is tough you’re pretty Gryffindor but you’re kind of Hufflepuff too”. It was probably more like “Yep! Gryffindor for sure!” Followed by Neville being all “No I’m totally a Hufflepuff!” and then proceeding to argue with the hat about it for almost 5 minutes. (Which when you think about it is a super Gryffindor thing to do.) By the end the hat was probably like oh my god kid you’re so Gryffindor you’re practically Godric’s heir shut up and get sorted there already!

[sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2]

[lilybells]

Because of these tags. 

Morning jog with Isaac.

Favourite hair wax is on sale.

Scott picks up his phone.

“Quiet” time with Stiles.

Erica and Boyd’s failed attempt at cookies.

Quality naptime with the pack.

(Argh I was gonna do more, but these already took days and I can feel the motivation draining away. Bah!)

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[fixingmyuniverse]

what the fuck

[saintlukas]

please make a horror movie out of this

[saintsideways]

chill the fuck out, barry

[dianmz]

what the fuck, Barry

[takkynoko]

So cute

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

[fitzmonkeys]

1x18 // 2x15

[jemmasimmons]

#stop betraying fitz 2k15

[explicitly-violent]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson stars in Disney’s Bambi

[nightblightowl]

IM SO MAD. THIS LOOKS HILARIOUS AND I CANT WATCH THE FACKING VIDEO “NOT MADE AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY” JFC YOUTUBE, ITS JUST CANADA, WE’RE LITERALLY NEXT DOOR

[kimtaeyoen-deactivated20220502]

GIRLS + SLAY

[ihaveplates]

Newb's guide to spica

Boa: gross teenage boy making poor lifestyle choices

Sihyun: Pinterest using soccer mom

Jiwon: dimpled wine-mom

Narae: weird 11 year old boy always thinking about her precious animes

Bohyung: precious turtle bb

[realrandomsam]

Some new Happy Writer Bun for the writing lovelies out there. Keep writing! You can do it!

More Happy Writer Bun

Ask Sam Writing Questions

[pandamelium]

Finding Nemo.... Anime.

You have no idea

how much I want this

[begrudgedpretender-deactivated2]

I haven’t seen it really in the comments but can we talk about how Nemo doesn’t have a right hand? He doesn’t have a right hand just like in the movie his fin is messed up and I think that’s perf.

[sizvideos]

Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

Video - Via Siz iOS app

[cosmic-noir]

Why did you do this to me?

[waggtoon]

Cookie Monster is so wise.

[lennythereviewer]

COOKIE MONSTER YOU’RE GIVING ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

[jbwarner86]

Truly, the greatest philosopher of our age.

[danieltflynn]

This is the first animation I’ve done in a year.

[catazoid-deactivated20200420]

a majestic lion