[jame7t]

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[badtundra]

sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, i'm mature and i like you

[blondebrainpowered]

Mary Tyler Moore as Laura Petrie on The Dick Van Dyke Show, 1960s

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[snowbairdd]

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds… true love?

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[wishing-winter-star]

worst and most embarrassing message i have ever received... im so ashamed...

[depsidase]

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[pmamtraveller]

by Essi Välimäki

[cheddar-baby]

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[bugshroom]

shout out to whoever said (in different words) ‘hating children is bad especially acting on that hatred but i also think people raised with the expectation of being mothers forced onto them are allowed to have strong negative feelings about it and vocally resist the pressure to be maternalistic’ thank you for alleviating this contradiction within me