Explosive

“There has seldom if ever a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots.”

[xwolfleader]

  "I think you look like a dirty hobo, man." Chuckling at his own little ‘joke’, Wolf lifted himself up from the table. "Yeah? I got a couple of neighbors bitching to each other bout shit. One swore up and down the other broke into his house, while the other swears he’s being set up. Might be fun to figure out whose lying and whose not if you’re down for it."

[iianwoods]

"Aw, but you like me like this. I'll sort it out, the lot in the brick apartments right? One's an old man, one's probably an ex-con?"

[cinemasavage]

Domino (Dir. Tony Scott, 2005)

[remi-devereux-deactivated201408]

  Uncle Ian…

[iianwoods]

Don't you 'Uncle Ian' me, kid. Pass me one of your broccoli then.

[themetester0314-blog]

What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?

As if that implies it’s going to be any easier! 

[iianwoods]

Nothing, I just assumed--

Come on then. You're going to stand up straight first, fall down into a push up, bring your feet up between your hands, and jump up. Tuck your knees up into your chest when you jump. Was that simple enough, or will I try it again?

[xwolfleader]

  Still turned away from Ian as he spoke, Wolf merely nodded at his question. “Who do you think people are more likely to talk to? Young ass citizens that like to joke around and fuck around, or a giant SEAL that they know could get away with chopping off their head?” He asked the man before turning toward him. “They can handle it better than we can. People trust them enough to talk and spill the beans. If you’re looking for a bit of fun though then I got other shit you can do.”

[iianwoods]

"Aw come on, don't you think I look friendly?" Their dry and bitter sense of humour was something only a few could appreciate. Washing down his lunch with a drink, he gave Wolf a nod. "Anytime, man. I'm getting cooped up in here."

[themetester0314-blog]

Honestly? No, but they sound excruciating.

Enlighten me. 

[iianwoods]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm doing it all with you. Do you, er, wanna get changed?

[remi-devereux-deactivated201408]

  Uncle Ian…

[iianwoods]

If you don't eat them, you're not gonna be big and strong like your Dad. You're gonna be scrawny and short like Uncle Lucas.

[xwolfleader]

Upper lip turning up in disgust as the man practically swallowed the sandwich down whole, Wolf not wishing to see that sight in all it's gory details turned his head away from the man till he finally spoke up. “Not much to fill you in on, man. Someone broke the place and trashed it to fucking pieces. Natalie's lost her fucking mind and uh, I put Jackson and his sister on the case. They'll find the fucker and beat 'em to death. Should be a quick and easy thing.”

[iianwoods]

"I knew I liked those two for a reason." He grimaced, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. The Albridge's never quite settled well with him-- they weren't military, they weren't anything worth noting, and in his books, they weren't trustworthy. But if Wolf thought them good enough to do the dirty work, then by all means, he wouldn't stand in their way. "You sure they can handle it? I mean, I'm probably getting a bit rusty, but I wouldn't mind."

[themetester0314-blog]

I hope it doesn’t involve playing pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with a walker.

[iianwoods]

As if I would waste that much fun on you.

Have you ever heard of burpees?

[poppywellington]

Depends…does it taste bad?

[iianwoods]

Nah, it's actually pretty good. Which isn't saying much, but compared to the usual fare from the kitchens...

[remi-devereux-deactivated201408]

[iianwoods]

Nuh-uh, you gotta finish that. Go on, your greens too.

[lucascameron-seal-deactivated20]

That was like two hours ago. 

[iianwoods]

And I'm a growing boy!

[lucascameron-seal-deactivated20]

When was the last time you ate, man? 

[iianwoods]

Uh, lunch?

[poppywellington]

Here then…I’m full.

[iianwoods]

Did you cook this?

[themetester0314-blog]

You can have it. I should probably limit myself on how many times a day I eat food that looks like it moves on its own.

[iianwoods]

No, seriously, eat it. I have something in mind, and you'll need the energy.

[askjldfhaksjldfaskjdf]

Have at it then.

You don’t find that gross?

[iianwoods]

Just a bit of dirt. We've eaten a lot worse.

[xwolfleader]

  [Placing the remaining half of his sandwich down in front of Ian, Wolf collapsed in the chair opposite the man. ] “Have at it, man. Not really all that hungry,”

[iianwoods]

"Cheers." He was halfway through the ham and cheese when he recalled what Wolf's expression, or lack thereof, really meant. "You wanna fill me in on what happened at Natalie's?"