This Isn't Just Puppy Love

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[minovskyy]

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

[gawayne]

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

[taraxippos]

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roaldamundsen]

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

[roaldamundsen]

nvm you know what we don't deserve them

[roaldamundsen]

and I rest my case

[science-lings]

If you were a vampire, what would you like to transform into?

bat (classic, can't complain about it ngl)

Many bats (however many make sense for volume conversion)

an army of bats (too many bats, hundreds or thousands of bats)

mist (i just wanna vaporize sometimes)

wolf or fox (hell yeah big puppy time)

cat (for the lesbians, shoutout to Carmilla, the most iconic pre-Drac vampire)

butterflies (or moths)

snake (gotta sleep in a little hole and bite anyone that gets near me)

owl (THE nighttime bitch!!!)

rat or mouse (i wanna be a little guy that scurries around)

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

[stjohnstarling]

Why do horny blogs post like they’re in House of Leaves?

[pepppper]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck a Minotaur.

[bimbocore]

[transmascwoman]

would you fuck any of your ocs?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[byjove]

[splatterpunkrock]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[gerbertsdad]

rich people seeing mount everest

[snorbles]

My bed is a trans safe space btw

[bathroomcube]

not mine #crumbs #crumbsinmybed #ihavecrumbsinmybed #eatingchips #eatingchipsinbed

#crumbs #littlecrumbs

#crum #crumb #happy

[bathroomcube]

more proof that tumblr just community guidelines strikes anything with the word "trans" in it because these were pictures of dr kleiner

[birthdaysongs]

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

[sleepfight]

trying to take thirst traps but idk if it's working out

[iigodeath]

he looks like my sister's cat :o

[sleepfight]

TOASTED CATS!!!!!

[sleepfight]

trying to take thirst traps but idk if it's working out

[iigodeath]

he looks like my sister's cat :o

[mxnrique]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[spinchs-field]

MrBeastify youtube add-on i love you for this

[spinchs-field]

would it be fucked up to bring this post back right now