fèmme brûlée

maggie | 25 | any pronouns | replacing all my blood with caffeine

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

I'm with you in the dark, you dipshit

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[onion-souls]

Mercury is the most charismatic substance in the universe. Like, there are a lot of things that historical scholars have been wrong about, but you usually understand why; flawed hypotheses, inadequate measuring tools, half-truths, secondary factors that muddy the results. But people across Eurasia saw that shit and just assumed it must be the key to immortality, despite a mercury tonic being literally the opposite of an immortality potion. And they kept trying it despite all obvious evidence. Taoists burned through emperors like lab rats. No other metal has this much rizz

[kevinbikes]

I mean have you seen it? It's truly an incredible looking substance.

[gwiggs]

And the sheen to it? The way it moves? It's just plain beautiful.

In fact, I bet those other guys who died drinking it just had something wrong with them. Surely if I drink it I'll become immortal.

[lookbotsfollowmeyay]

@qin-shi-huang-di

[qin-shi-huang-di]

i, the first emperor of Qin, fully endorse this product! remember children, one metric ton of liquid mercury buried inside your mausolem unleashes a potent magical curse called "volatile heavy metals" and it does a wonderful job keeping those pesky archeologists away!

[supercomplicatedperson]

[opera-ghost]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[elvenangels]

Happy pride to all the fellow sickos, may a “should kink belong at pride” thinkpiece never cross your dash this year

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[pjackk]

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

[gracklesong]

Yeah, the post says chemtrails are real, but it's ALSO a strong statement against war and racism. I don't think any REAL war-hating anti-racist would waste their time looking into the chemtrail claims. That's nitpicking. They put a screenshot in their post, for crying out loud! In fact, I'd say your insistence on fact-checking is downright suspicious, maybe even reactionary. Whose side are you REALLY on 🤨

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

[sunshinetomorrow]

goomba

[fictionalgod]

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)