Esther

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[ralfmaximus]

New ICE tip line: 866-347-2423

Hope nobody abuses that. It would be a terrible shame if space aliens were reported to that number, or if they got added to spam caller registries.

Please don't waste our tax dollars by calling that number and reporting an illegal South African immigrant throwing Nazi salutes in Washington DC on January 20th, 2025.

[andreablog2]

That side of the internet that’s physically insecure and thinks being hot will solve all their problems is the real mind virus if you ask me

[nick-nellson]

Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[namira]

Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence

[damondays]

[kosmogrl]

[thesituation]

why the fuck does ed sheeran look like dio brando now

[thesituation]

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[furbearingbrick]

@lesserknownwaifus​

[75orchids]

Yo what if Tumblr was a Hotel!

[coughloop]

[21stcenturytheythem]

just my opinion but I think the heart emojis should just be one emoji with a color slider so I can have any color heart I want. I would like a lavender one please

[tauforged]

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

[tauforged]

[msvhs-deactivated20251231]

Because without the existence of things other than yourself, you cannot know your own shape.

Neon Genesis Evangelion (新世紀エヴァンゲリオン), dir. Hideaki Anno (1994)

[posts-from-the-darkest-timeline]

It is 2028.

There was no revolution. You are stuck in a job that pays 75% of your life expenses. On the weekends, you write essays for lazy exchange students.

You do not remember what it was like to not spend most of your entire check on rent.

But at least, when you get home, before you collapse into your shitty foam rectangle on the floor near the window, you get to browse memes.

"Ha," you rasp, scrolling past with lightning fast fingers on your cracked screen. "Ha. Ha."

There are so, so many layers to them. All of them, cascading off each other, on so many levels of irony, all flowing into a seamless peak of humor.

And you understand them all.

[flawlessglamazon]

When someone with a legit high quality blog starts following me.:

[mvbxr-deactivated20211002]

[plasticnana]