camouflaged.

inmanis (latin * adjective) savage, immense, enormous, monstrous, huge, unnatural

[nicotineheadaches]

You loved these things, but now I’m taking them. I want you to see me with my claws deep into what you love. I want to make sure you can’t fucking forget me.

[renaissanxing]

shit my history prof says

some of the bullshit that’s come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.

“You shouldn’t walk through fire. That’s why God made it so hot.”

“Well, I’m ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.”

“I don’t care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, you’re dead.”

“He’s like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.”

“___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”

“And it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.”

“YOU’RE THE SHIT!”

“At my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.”

“You can’t even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun! Do it for Jesus!” 

“This is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.”

“I’m sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless it’s like, a pie.”

“One crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.”

“The question isn’t why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.”

“If you haven’t seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.”

“First thing’s first, I’m kind of an asshole.”

“And that’s why my girlfriend doesn’t take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didn’t want to go in the first place.”

“Moral of the story? When something isn’t yours, you treat it like shit.” 

“I like woodchucks. They’re the fat kids of the forest.”

“When the wind blows it’s like Satan’s hairdryer.”

“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”

“It’s like you know what they’re saying but you’re having a stroke.”

“No one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.”

“Don’t do that. You’ll get warm. Then you’ll get sleepy. Then you’ll get dead.”

“This war takes fucking FOREVER.”

“It’s like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where you’re in Vegas and drinking together, but then you’re digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.”

“He’s pretty much his sugar daddy.”

“Children are like little drunk people.”

“If you’re going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonald’s, you’re kind of an asshole.”

“How many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Let’s find out!” 

“I say it’s a dead dog story, but I promise there’s a funny ending.”

“It’s like crack, if crack was cheese.”

“Picture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.”

“It’s like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.”

“He smells like something from the X-Files.”

“There are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.”

“Why? Aesthetic.”

“If you’re looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.”

“Why does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.”

[rpmememaker]

Torture my character sentence meme

[wclfwiife]

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[the-chemical-mushroom]

Death doesn’t discriminate, between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes, and we keep living anyways, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes, and if there’s a reason I’m still alive when so many have died, I’m willing to wait for it.

Hamilton the Musical (via

the-chemical-mushroom

)

[a-rebel-in-hell]

Visit Original Link

[inkskinned]

he asks me why i fear crying more than heights, i tell him falling at least has a certain stopping point i cannot face that great canyon in my bones because i honestly don’t know just how deep this sadness goes.

at least falling would be passable for flight // r.i.d

(via breniatham)

[michaxl]

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

[fragrantlykarin-a]

       I want to appear Ｓ Ｔ Ｒ Ｏ Ｎ Ｇ  —-                                                         Even if I’m вяσкєη inside

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Heated argument.

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Leave. Leave right now.”

“What more do you want?!”

“I hate you!”

“Can you just fuck off already?”

“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”

“All you do is whine.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“How did that feel?”

“Oh my god, I don’t care!”

“No wonder nobody likes you.”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Leave me alone!”

“I can break your nose if I want to.”

“Are you going to cry now?”

“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”

“You’re so pathetic!”

“I won’t forget this.”

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”

“I have a right to be angry.”

“Get out of my life!”

“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”

“You ruined everything.”

[labors]

am i petty, bitter, obnoxious, and jealous? yes. am i going to change that? well,

[memeroundups]

Irritation - Sentence Memes 

“Childish as usual.”

“Ever think you’ll remove that stick up your ass?”

“Ah, so you’ve changed your mind… does this one work any better?”

“Good job, I think I’ll give you a high five… in the face.”

“Look I may be one for good deals but I’m not buying your bullshit.”

“I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if you learned to manage your stupidity.”

“Sorry, I got mad and said a lot of things that I meant but shouldn’t of said.”

“You know I may be able to tolerate you but sometimes you really push it…”

“Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?”

“You’re extremely attractive… when you don’t open your mouth.”

“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. “

“I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you.”

“You bring everyone a lot of joy… when you leave the room of course.”

“I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.”

“If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.”

“You think you’re so high and mighty, don’t you?”

“Beaten on the ground is a good look for you.”

“I love how you just wear anything.”

“Personally, I find it charming how you’re not obsessed with personal style.”

“Wish I could be as laid-back as you about all responsibilities you’re avoiding.”

“Oh I’m sorry, is this making you uncomfortable?”

“Go ahead, keep goading. See what happens…”

“You’re not as interesting as you think you are.”

“Oh, you really think that’s a good idea? That’s cute.”

“No I get it, you look down on me ‘cause that’s the only way your fragile little ego gets validated.”

“I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.”

“Not saying I would, but with the way you’re going someone is bound to punch your lights out.”

“Are good manners just something that escapes you? That’s alright, not everyone came from a civilized upbringing.”

“Shut your mouth for once, before I do it for you.”

“Don’t patronize me.”

“You’re shit at defending yourself, so you make up for it in little snide comments.”

“I get tired of staring at your mug all day.”

“I was having a good day until I ran into you.”

“Ooh, what a scary look. Got something in mind there, or are you just gonna carry on like a spineless imp?” 

“You say that, but we both know what would happen if you dared to challenge me.”

“I haven’t been ignoring you; I’ve been prioritizing you.”

“Wait, let me stop you there… is this train of thought actually relevant?”

“ I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”

“No no, please keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.”

“I’m already visualizing the duct tape across your mouth.”

“Even when I constantly hand your ass to you, you come back for more.”

“Be quick, I don’t have all day.”

“You can’t buy yourself class.”

“Do you ever think before opening your mouth?”

[musingsiren]

                                       The greater the                                                 loss,                        the more people need someone to                                            HATE for it.

[promptsareus-blog1]

FACE OFF! Both our muses are in a massive showdown.

Send me a number of how this showdown starts and specify who starts it:

a slap.

a tackle.

a kick in the shins.

a choke hold.

pulling a gun out and pointing it at the opposite muse.

a punch in the nose.

a kick in the stomach.

a battle cry.

throwing an object at the opposite muse.

a headbutt.

a bite.

a sword fight.

a kick in the genitals.

a punch in the stomach.

a clothesline.

a high kick to the face.

kicking the opposite muse’s legs out from under them.

a chop to the throat.

placing the opposite muse in a headlock.

digging their thumbs in the opposite muse’s eyes.

[promptsareus-blog1]

WOULD YOU RATHER? Send my muse any two things and they have to pick between them.

examples: colours, places, books, movies, television shows etc.

[promptsareus-blog1]

Text Prompts;

[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.

[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

[text]: you were so wasted last night!

[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?

[text]: i’m craving pizza… 

[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?

[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?

[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them… 

[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!

[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…

[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…

[text]: any new book recommendations? 

[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.

[text]: i really need a friend right now

[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…

[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me

[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?

[text]: fuck off!!

[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?

[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you

[text]: we need to talk.

[text]: what time you getting home?

[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!

[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!

[text]: you love me really!

[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!

[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?

[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :( 

[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…

[text]: pants are optional.

[text]: did you get the thing????

[text]: ??????

[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened… 

[text]: shit shit shit

[text]: asshole, much?

[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it

[text]: wait, what?

[text]: how did you get this number?

[yourstrulys-deactivated20170526]

bad decisions ariana grande (2016)

[thelingerieaddict-deactivated20]