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Hullo people :D 25 year old pansexual dude from Brooklyn, New York. SFW and NSFW content is shared -3- NOTE: reblogs and follows do not imply automatic endorsement of the person being followed/reblogged or their viewpoints

[such-justice-wow]

Oh god I accidentally ate 4 bread rolls

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I think im dying

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I was supposed to be making pork bao for dinner but now I think i might throw up if I eat bread again

[funnytwittertweets]

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[such-justice-wow]

This shit slaps you're all weak

[amazoogle]

[funnytwittertweets]

[lagomortis]

people on tumblr will look at this painting and be like "what if the artist just wanted to paint a big lady"

[cryptid-sighting]

[officialfist]

[such-justice-wow]

Weak

[celestial-naiad]

What the fuck

[such-justice-wow]

Its been around since 1960 tbf

[alaija]

It’s beaten by the American soap opera Guiding Light. But that was so old it was originally a radio play.

[such-justice-wow]

If its radio plays:

[such-justice-wow]

Ahhhhh my brain has stopped fixating on writing now what do I do

[mrcloudyfun]

Spin in a circle while holding pen and paper, see if you make an idea vortex

[such-justice-wow]

I was thinking of threatening myself with a knife until I do work

[lurker-lenore]

Do not do this

[such-justice-wow]

You're right I know I'm too weak to stab someone I'd never buy it

[such-justice-wow]

OR AM I?

[unsolids-your-snake]

[such-justice-wow]

He saw me with my phone without its case and was like what are you up to

I cryptically said don't worry about it

He took my phone off me and took a photo of me

I then said hey want to see something even more surprising

And pulled the knife from behind my back at the exact moment he stepped forward to hand my phone back

We both laughed and collapsed to the floor laughing and I had to explain I hadn't killed anyone and was making a meme

[unsolids-your-snake]

That's the most wholesome near-stabbing I've ever heard of ;-;

[such-justice-wow]

It genuinely took him a full second to realise I was holding a knife before he dramatically collapsed to the floor laughing

Afterwards I said i didnt think he'd walk towards me and he said i didnt think you'd have a knife which I said was a pretty fair assumption

He also assumed when I said it was for a meme I had stabbed something in the house and was looking for stab holes in our belongings

[such-justice-wow]

After all this I did actually write like 59 words

[suazu]

[mevil]

[millennium-shitpost]

when that one high priest is just annoyingly tall

[millennium-shitpost]

good guess, but it was probably because of the cannabis

[millennium-shitpost]

good question! actually, as far as i’m aware, we don’t know. despite the findings of hemp fibers, there is no evidence that cannabis was ever used to produce hemp fabric in ancient egypt, so we’ve got no way of knowing whether they grew their own or traded with other countries

if i had to guess, however, i’d say they probably got it from somewhere in asia (maybe central asia)

[stargirl720]

Do you think the high priest is doing drugs? Then he’d really be the high priest.

[millennium-shitpost]

ancient egyptians used cannabis for medical purposes, i believe. so unless seto has somehow gone his whole life without an injury, then yes. he may have used cannabis. that said, evidence suggests that cannabis wasn’t particularly widespread in ancient egypt, so it’s hard to tell whether or not the yu-gi-oh! characters would’ve used it. the scripts i know of that mention cannabis usage are from around 1500 bc, so it’s likely that they at least had some in the palace.

still, i don’t know if it was used for recreational purposes the way it is today.

[vampire-crimson]

when u follow a blog for shitposts but get a history lesson instead

[millennium-shitpost]

you come into my house and accuse my blog of quality how dare

[amelssuniverse]

If you’re not in the yugioh fandom then you should probably get in here because we’re fuckin’ awesome

[millennium-shitpost]

you come into my house and accuse me of awesome how dare

[millennium-shitpost]

#i have never felt a single post summed up the yugioh fandom better#ygo

you come into my house and accuse me of summing up the yugioh fandom how dare

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

[goodscreencaps]

[such-justice-wow]

Gon just lived in the middle of nowhere, and he was particularly outdoorsy even for them. Also, don't diss my boy Hisoka. His Bungee Gum has both the properties of

Damn Hisoka killed him rip

[toskarin]

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

[toskarin]

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

[insomniac-arrest]

reverse superman

[toskarin]

subparwoman

[such-justice-wow]

[foreveriallyzombified]

a shy, pudgy white sixth grader wearing new balance sneakers who is dropped off and picked up from school every day by what is 100% undoubtedly, just based on obvious visual cues and context, 3-4 extremely serious yakuza thugs

[foreveriallyzombified]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2378

("Except that the internet is real, of course.") (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[howiie-deactivated20200728]

god i remembered that fucking “little white cuck ball” picture and im cackling

[howiie-deactivated20200728]

THIS WAS A REAL CRITICISM OF STAR WARS IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME