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@ijustwantadirection
looking for one (1) or two (2) harry styles one night only (ono) tickets for May 20th at UBS Arena!! can be literally anywhere in the arena and preferably face value but i’m willing to go a little higher.
Two people in our four person friend group have tickets and two of us don’t. I already have a flight and place to stay so it’s guaranteed i can go. please message me if you have tickets. i’ve been all over twitter and facebook and haven’t had any luck
in this world, it’s just us 🐇🌪️❤️
remember when 1d fans signed contracts w 1d’s team saying if they leaked mitam audios from the listening parties they would get sued and one person actually did record the audios/leak them and tweeted “sue me” like that was honestly the most iconic moment in fandom history across the board
the blatant act of disrespect that changed the world
🧸 We’ve been doing all this late night talking 🧸
This masterpiece has been on my mind all day 🫠 Harry, you’re a fucking genius ❤️🔥
Credits if u use it plsss 💚
You can find my work on twitter @lafandelharry ⚡️
if ur a tru 90′s kid
‘i will go down with this ship’
‘i ship bullshit’
‘burn modest to the ground’
‘nialls the captain’
‘#welivetogetherdealwithit’
‘you’re the louis to my harry’
‘#bravery #real eyes realize real lies’
i didn’t think it was possible to love harry any more than i already did but i don’t even remember who i was before 2/2/16, 2:42 AM
February 1st, 1994
If Harry starts actually joking around on social media on a regular basis again as himself you will find me in places that we’ve never been, i.e. I will launch myself into the sun
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
TOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TODAY IM SORRY CANCEL EVERYTHING
lol remember when larries said that the boys weren’t going to be staying with modest and a new team was stepping in but everyone else were like “NO THATS NOT TRUE NOTHING LARRIES SAY IS TRUE” but now harry is free of modest (and presumably the rest of the boys as well) wonder what those assholes who doubted us are saying now
and didn’t we say they’d probably be signing with azoff ???
Seeing the exact same stunt pattern in 2015 as we did in 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011...
2016
I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BULLSHIT.
so they filmed it before they supposedly changed the single because harry doesn’t have the late late tattoo
can the bullshit stop
how did they even think for one second we wouldnt notice
“Ah, yes. The One Direction fandom will notice every little hickey, will literally chart every step you make but NO THEY WONT NOTICE A MISSING FUCKING TATTOO”
THIS IS THE VIDEO IT’S NOT MINE I DON’T KNOW WHO RECORDED IT BUT BLESS WHOEVER DID
There’s a very specific reason the ending is done the way it is. If you listen to the lyrics, Harry and Niall start the song. They’re representing the fans. Listen to their lyrics. Then Louis and Liam represent One Direction. They’re telling the questioning fans not to worry because this is not the end. Therefore, at the end of the video, Niall and Harry exit one way together (the fans) and Liam and Louis exit the other way (1D). This represents the hiatus. The temporary parting of the fans and the boys. The break in and of itself. They don’t hug goodbye, they wave. Because it’s not goodbye, it’s see you later. I’d be willing to bet that when hiatus ends, they will do a video announcement for it and it’ll start with the blank brick wall background and then you’ll see Niall and Harry walk in from the left and Liam and Louis walk in from the right and boom there you have it. The fans and the boys reuniting. And then they will announce they’re going back on tour. You’re welcome.
THIS FUCKED ME UP
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a world famous successful boybander to have unprotected sex with a virtual stranger and get them pregnant. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for said boybander and said virtual stranger to decide to have the baby and not get an abortion. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a team to decide to announce the pregnancy before the first trimester is over. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for the family of a child to be to be gross and so media thirsty that they sell every little detail of their private lives and the pregnancy in question. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a father to be to act like he doesn’t care in the slightest about having a baby, consistently, for six months, for the world to see. Not even pretending to save face. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for someone who has been questioned about their pregnancy during the full duration of it by literally thousands of people (and said someone having been media thirsty as well), to not show a full body shot of a bare belly. For that same person to show pictures of the bare belly but with no head. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for the announcement of the birth of a celebrity child to be messy and weird. With fans knowing by some form of miracle. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a dad to be to get a new girlfriend and flaunt her while his baby’s mum is alone across the world. And for that dad to be to don’t give a shit if thousands of people call him a dead beat. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a PR team to just let these things happen and not give a shit and not move heaven and earth for their client/brand to not look like the literal scum of earth. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a mum to be to miss all the concerts of their baby’s daddy in their own country, when it was only a short drive away but then subsequently to travel across the world to another continent to watch the same shows she missed. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a dad to be to just pick up a bunch of girls while his baby’s mum is around and then flaunt it for the world to see. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a celebrity child (or any child almost) to not have a name five days after being born. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for us to not know the exact date/hour of birth, how much the baby weighed, whether it was natural birth or c-section. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for this level of coverage for the most mundane things with a celebrity baby. Over and over for five days straight. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a new dad to look so dejected in every single photo after his son’s birth. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for the media to know advanced facts like alimony and custody and accommodations, but not the name. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for no one to even question paternity in a situation like this. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for someone to create a Twitter account in the most convenient time ever unbeknownst to what was going to happen later. It is improbable.
It’s not IMPOSSIBLE for a new mum to look skinny and wear tight jeans and heeled boots four days after birth. It is improbable.
I could go on, but I think you get the point. How many improbable things can line up one after another?
A Quiz for Larries who have given birth:
How likely you would have been to put on a pair of skinny jeans and heeled boots when you were 4 days postpartum? For context, what was your age and physicality relative to Briana?
For an extra point, please describe in vivid detail just how much your whole body and especially your junk hurt like a motherfucker.
(Please tag your addition as ‘birth stories’ so squeamish people can blacklist to avoid it.)
Hello everyone, if you’re not squeamish I would highly recommend reading the additions onto this post. There are too many of them to just add here.
Your body feels like it’s been hit by a truck. You bleed like a stuck pig. You don’t want to talk to or see anyone except the baby (& maybe your partner if he does the 3 am feedings). Taking a shower is an effort & usually requires assistance because your balance is off and you can’t hardly walk. You don’t want to leave the house and you definitely don’t want your picture taken. You’re incredibly thankful for the Percoset you can take every 3 hours (or 2.5 depending on how much you need it). You need help getting in/out of bed & you’re not supposed to drive or walk up stairs for three weeks if you had a c-section. Your entire body is swollen from your face to your feet so skinny jeans and high-heeled boots are NOT an option, I don’t care how little weight you’ve gained. Also they don’t want you taking the baby out in public-even to the doctor’s-because they don’t want him/her to catch a cold. If you have to go, they let you in via a back door so you don’t have to mix in with the sick kids. It’s a traumatic experience and you don’t waltz out of the hospital with new hair extensions, wearing skinny jeans & high-heeled boots. Promise
The last few days have been emotional for Harry Styles and the other members of One Direction. Yesterday saw Harry and the boys release of the video for their latest single “History,” a video that includes for band member Zayn Malik and that is in many ways a tribute to the fans. Once again we are seeing Styles being reported as a serial womanizer who cheated on rumored girlfriend Kendall Jenner and of course the reported arrival of Louis Tomlinson’s baby has been big news.
Did Harry Styles Just Give One Direction Fans Something To Smile About? (via soundofmysummer)
