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creds to @bigmantwigz on tiktok!!

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Dream: Mom, no, no he broke up with me

George: *fondly facepalms*

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George rejects Dream and Dream f*cking dies

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[Transcript: So during my time being fucking anxious and shit - this is the last thing before we get into questions by the way - during my time being fucking anxious and miserable and sad I have pretty much not spoken to anyone online, because why would I reach out?

*Laughs* 'cuz you know its like *sutters* I dunno if anyone else has the same thing thing as me, but when I'm miserable I just want to shut myself away for a bit. Not in like a depression way in like a - I'm literally - I think it would take too much energy. Uh- and here he is - big man Tommy has been fucking messaging me every day and like saying "We're talking," like "Come talk today," and basically been dragging me over to my PC and making me chat to him.

And its- its uh- its so nice. (Taylor thank you for the five gifted subs.) I-I get out of the shower at fucking five PM, after laying in bed for three hours on my phone. And the only reason I'm getting out of bed is because Tommyinnit has said come talk to me.

He's my best friend. He's my best friend and I used to tell him how depressing that was that im best friends with a sixteen year old but I'm- its not depressing, its not depressing. He's a fucking legend, TommyInnit.]

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how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

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baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

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What if they are in shonen manga. Ranboo is the main character, Technoblade and Philza are his cool sensei :D

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why did this hurt me

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most of the cc's replies for Skeppy's Love Or Host announcement

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So what happened in season two of the Dream SMP?

The season two powerpoint is here! With beautiful art, character sheets, organized VODS, clips and animatics, it’s the perfect way to catch up on the latest season of the Dream SMP, or to introduce it to your friends! Starting with the foundation of New L’manburg and ending with the final war for the disks, this powerpoint follows the story of Tommyinnit as he battles with Dream, his old friends and enemies, and even with himself.

If you have suggestions for how to improve it, send me an ask– I’ll probably continue to update it with more animatics or clarifying information as it’s needed.

Also, while I have a decent following on Tumblr, I have zero clout on twitter, so feel free to spread this around on there! I want to help as many people enjoy this story as much as I have.

An easier link for those who need it: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1NbNX1utYidUOc9nEJfGf__xd9Are4sJAWyjXUfFe3RU/edit#slide=id.p

Pitbull is canon to the DreamSMP

#tales from the smp #dream smp #mcyt #pitbull #karl jacobs

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I’ve been seeing some DSMP actor AU floating around (which is rare because. I mean. It’s basically already an actor AU minus the professional, live sets) and imagine

Tommy pulling the weirdest faces just off camera to try and make people break character and succeeding 99% of the time

Dream constantly asking Ranboo and Tubbo and Tommy if they’re okay after intense scenes

Techno showing up an hour late with Starbucks for everyone

Ranboo being the awkward no-name underdog that quickly becomes the fan favorite because hot dang can he act his heart out

Tubbo breaking stuff on set to the point where everything is held together with duct tape and half-dried super glue

Wilbur being an absolute diva, and despite having memorized all his scripts is the most likely to improvise

George constantly napping

Big Q also being highly likely to improvise, usually stuff that either causes entire scenes to be redone or barely scrapes past the PG-13 rating

Niki, Eret, and Fundy usually background chilling when not filming, but almost always the ones behind unexplained pranks

(More in the notes)

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Technoblade sparsely makes them gay homphobia jokes but when he does i always nod along sagely like yes indeed sir.

The 'i cant steal itd be homophobic', making a gay wedding build in mcc, that time he went on a tangent about a lesbian complimenting him n how hed now die for lesbians. Phenomenal

I usually hate when cishet whiteboys makin those kinda jokes cuz its like if u aint gay you dont get it. But technoblade Gets It. Hes jus one a the boys. This one cishet boy gets to make a few a those jokes sometimes cuz he Understands

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I saw someone on Twitter making a master thread of quotes that have no right to go as hard as they do coming from a minecraft roleplay so I’m posting it here and it’s just gonna get longer over time: