[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[revivalguide]

religious animated film: all dogs go to heaven

materialist animated film: all dogs go to the farm with the other dogs

agnostic animated film: we don't really know where dogs go

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[irlpim]

[nociceptrix]

[gertritude-art]

misc. project hail mary doodles

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[varchaiiart]

relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

[moveslikekeithrichards]

tbh i think no matter how much people try to optimize intentionally-produced stim toys nothing will ever top Some Piece Of Crap You Found At A Yard Sale 15 Years Ago or perhaps Garbage

[philcollinsenjoyer]

saying this in a soft tone but i dislike this presentation of artemis 2 in the least political way possible as a wholesome and uncomplicated win for humanity as a whole like it's not american propagandism of the highest and most vulgar degree

[voicelessv]

"For me, the most ironic token of [the first human moon landing] is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the moon. It reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock."

Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space