ilexcrataegus

Drarry, wolfstar, and other hp nonsense. Art in icon and banner by @smelslikeart.

[lunasstar]

Sorry Walburga

[swymsuyt]

hi! I'm not sure if you're taking requests at the moment but if so, I would be amazing if you could draw drarry + one of those super tight hugs that makes you feel all warm and safe. you're one of my favorite artists, your art always makes me so happy when I see it with how soft it is <3

aaAA tysm!! :] and YES those are the best kinda hugs ✨💗

[fanonical]

mcgonagall: miss granger wants to take more classes than can fit into her schedule

mcgonagall: do i one, tell her not to burn herself out doing extra work and remind her to keep a healthy school-life balance and that if she is interested in the subjects she can pursue them at a later time

mcgonagall: or two, petition the government to give her the power of time travel

mcgonagall: hmm, tough one

[bleuarbre]

❤️❤️

[loveless-08-deactivated20220928]

harry: if we ever have another kid and its a girl we should name her lizard and call her liz and people would be like “oh, is that short for elizabeth?” and she’ll have to say, “no, my name is lizard.”

draco: you are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate for the rest of your life.

[caroll-in]

You are a wizard, Lizard.

[orarah-deactivated20221129]

[goodboylupin]

James: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Remus: Absolutely!

Remus: Every time I meet a dog, I immediately fall in love.

[goodboylupin]

Sirius after mastering the Animagus transformation:

[dusiadrawsthings]

Trying out different shading techniques~

[drarryruinedme7]

I’m blown away! This is so beautiful, I’m positively squealing looking at it. They’re so sweet, tender and the shading is indeed so well done!!

[yemiello]

first breath of autumn

[drarryruinedme7]

Aah I love this and the colors you chose 😍✨

[folkremedies]

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

[folkremedies]

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

[folkremedies]

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

[professorsparklepants]

Hermione finds out about his channel because someone she went to primary school with posts it to Facebook and then she marathons his entire channel overnight to make sure he’s not going to get arrested for breaking the statute of secrecy

[ayalaatreides]

Hot Take: they can’t arrest him for jackshit because Hermione shows them Muggle memes and demonstrates that the Youtube audience legitimately has no reason to believe he’s anything but an elaborate shitposter.

[elliepomegranate]

Slughorn:let me tell you the story of the kid who survived and killed the dark lord who was in this exact class where i teach him the most important part of potions

Muggleborn:cool cool

Slughorn:Harry Potter

Muggleborn: THE FREAKIN YOUTUBER

[ileolai]

Remember when Ursula K. Le Guin called JK Rowling a nasty basic bitch back in like, 2004? We should have listened

[legok9]

“This last is the situation, as I see it, between my A Wizard of Earthsea and J.K.Rowling’s Harry Potter. I didn’t originate the idea of a school for wizards — if anybody did it was T.H.White, though he did it in single throwaway line and didn’t develop it. I was the first to do that. Years later, Rowling took the idea and developed it along other lines. She didn’t plagiarize. She didn’t copy anything. Her book, in fact, could hardly be more different from mine, in style, spirit, everything. The only thing that rankles me is her apparent reluctance to admit that she ever learned anything from other writers. When ignorant critics praised her wonderful originality in inventing the idea of a wizards’ school, and some of them even seemed to believe that she had invented fantasy, she let them do so. This, I think, was ungenerous, and in the long run unwise.“

[ileolai]

i found the specific quote i was thinking of x

Q: Nicholas Lezard has written ‘Rowling can type, but Le Guin can write.’ What do you make of this comment in the light of the phenomenal success of the Potter books? I’d like to hear your opinion of JK Rowling’s writing style

UKL: I have no great opinion of it. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the “incredible originality” of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a “school novel”, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.

damn gurl :’]

[yemiello]

He’s Very Fashionable

+ bonus

please click the images for higher quality!!

[poxei]

bickering  💬🗯️

[cibeewastaken]

Draco: here *hugs Harry* for your health

Harry:??????

Draco: trust me I'm a healer

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Draco starts doing this randomly everyday and after a point Harry's like okay hug time? And this one time Harry opens his arms and Draco leans in and then pulls away and he's like, what I just wanted a mug from the cupboard behind you and Harry's like

[cibeewastaken]

Draco: *leans in*

Harry: mu...mugs??

Draco: no, hugs

Harry:

[scorpiusdraco]

can’t stop thinking about harry dealing with his fame post-war like robert pattinson

[incorrect-drarry-quotes]

ron: what are you smiling about over there

harry: draco threw this note at me. it reads “please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as 'horse divorce’ ever again”

[gallifrey1sburning]

I fact checked the quote because I couldn’t quite believe it was real.

I am so done with this fucking country.