Disappointing people is my only good quality.

3o+.Asexual.Shit blogging. Dream crushing. Asshole.

[sparrowlucero]

my shot for over the garden wall reanimated!

[dominiqueramseyart]

Eevee evolutions

[dcasom]

some fishe studies pt 1 orbicular batfish juvenile || rainbowfish

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[hopelessly-vorthosian]

The art of Avacyn.

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[spatialapprentice]

Gas station workers in rural america

[mollyvega]

This floral lady is Amelia✨🩵🤍💙✨

[kdinjenzen]

I’m in your house.

I’m on your computer.

I’m closing all your browser tabs.

[kdinjenzen]

No… I’m cleaning out your “for later” bookmark folder.

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[mollyvega]

Marcus is a handsome boy and oh so ✨shimmery✨

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Lily doesn't like to sleep alone since she's been trapped in that coffin for years. She also loves warmth and sneaks inside Matheo's bed to get comfortable <3 he can't sleep tho

[goldensunset]

people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…

people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hispanicdisorder]

[sighinastorm]

While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.

[mckitterick]

portable supramarine exploration device

[artbytesslyn]

hey, did you know you can get my robot/human lesbian 18+ comic for free? Here?? yippee!

[artbytesslyn]

you are very cool!! You can leave me a little tip at checkout as a donation, thank you!

[schizolabratt]

[izbnart]

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

[pie-bean]

They regret getting office jobs

[shenny100]

Tags from mothcrumbs

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]