nothing can phase me anymore I went from choosing out an engagement ring at the start of the year back to reading fanfiction and fantasising about men who don’t know I exist
Next time someone asks you if Dan and Phil are dating you can just respond with “yes they’ve been together since 2009” instead of sending an essay back to them
You lay cuddled up to Ted on his soft cream sofa, right next to a chipotle stain you always had to tell him off for. 'You okay babe?' He asked as the final episode of Pokémon finished, both of you tired out from repeatedly singing the theme tune. "Never been better" you replied, turning your face up to his and giving him a lingering peck on the cheek, you giggled at the knowing grin that spread across his face. "So, is that what you want?" he purred in his strong Mas accent. He could read you like a book, and he sure knew how to make you more horny than you already were.
See, he may seem on the outside like an innocent, adoring partner but he was so much more.
"Please?" You muttered, giving him large puppy dog eyes that stared deeply into his ocean blues. "What do you say?" He smirked, looking away from you. You blushed, knowing what he was hinting at: "Please, Daddy" you whispered, looking up into his eyes, adoringly. He moved himself so he was on top of you, pinning you down and wrapping your legs around his hips, dominating your every move. "That's what I like to hear" he whispered, slamming his lips onto yours and grinding down onto you. You let out a slight moan as his lips traveled down your neck. You felt him smirk as he began to gently bite down, earning a loud moan from you. He slowly began to snake his hand up your top and with one swift movement he unclipped your bra. "You know what I need, don't you babe?" he whispered deeply, his nose brushing against yours, "Yes" you muttered, flustered by his attitude. He raised an eyebrow “Yes who, Baby?” "Yes, Daddy." He smiled at your obedience and teased at the edge of your t-shirt, fingers grazing against your skin, and kept staring at you, dark eyes inviting you to continue begging for him. "Daddy I want... I need you inside me, I need to feel your dick inside me" you sighed out, breathlessly, ending with a whimper as he began to pull your shirt over your head, kissing your nipples. He let out a smirk as he pulled off his t-shirt, placing his newly shirtless body against yours and whispering "Good Girl."
You moulded into his kiss, letting out a breathy moan as he teased at your jeans, waiting for consent but still being so rough. "Baby, I want you to promise me something" he muttered into your ear, you nodded, praying for his touch, "I want complete control, I want you to beg for my touch, I want you to let me do what I want to your body, I want..."
He leaned right into your ear as his voice dipped into a new octave, laced with venom. "I want you." You stared into his eyes "Yes Daddy, I need you, want you so bad". You pleaded, all ability to form a full sentence escaping you. His cocky smirk re-appeared for the third time and his eyes darkened in an almost primal way. Without hesitation he slowly eased your jeans down your thighs with one hand, the other stroking you through your underwear. You let out a moan as he moved his face towards your lacy underwear, you were trying to not squirm or move into him as you knew when he said full control he meant FULL control and you wanted to be a good girl for your handsome sex god. He pulled your trousers and panties down your legs, keeping as much eye contact as was possible the whole time. "You like when I look at you, don’t you Babygirl?" he whispered into your skin, kissing your cheek. "Do you want me, Baby?" he teased as he stroked his fingers down your stomach, "Do you need me? Use your words now…" he said, teasing your entrance with his fingers. You were surprised with his tameness but he couldn't even fathom how much you wanted him. "Yes Daddy! I need you so bad" you moaned as he sunk two fingers into you, chuckling as he pulled them out almost immediately, "Too bad I get to call the shots tonight, huh?" you whimpered slightly but knew better than to complain. He removed his jeans slowly and carefully, his boxers going down with them, revealing his huge throbbing member. He moved close to you again as he moved his hand down to your crotch, slowly stroking your clit with his skilled fingers. "Feels so good Daddy!" you cried, gripping his forearms as he lined his dick up next to your entrance, you knew this was just the beginning, it took a lot for even you to make him cum. He thrust into you harder than ever before, pinning you down against the sofa as he relented into you. His hands slowly slid down your body, hands squeezing at your hips and ass… but he tried something new, something scarily different but you couldn't protest as he slipped one finger into your ass. You never thought that could feel as good as it did, you began moaning loudly, holding yourself back from begging him for more. "You like that, do you? Huh? You like when Daddy fucks both your holes?" he moaned, hearing your muffled moan, "Daddy, more" you muttered, luckily he was in a good mood and let you get away with your demand. He removed his fingers from your ass and reluctantly pulled out from your cunt. Kissing down to your tits, he began to nibble and suck on your nipple, again teasing you with his dick, you were a whining mess under his touch as he moved his body away, rolling you over and positioning his dick up against your asshole, kissing your shoulder before gently sliding his hard cock into you, a mixture of pain and pleasure flew through your body, "Daddy!" you purred out, as he rolled his fingers across your nipples thrusting harder into you, before pulling you up into his chest, kissing your neck. "Somebody's enjoying this too much" he whispered, "Touch yourself Baby, touch your clit and make yourself cum with Daddy’s cock in your ass" he moaned, obligingly you slid your fingers down to your clit under his instruction, something you were all too familiar with. Feeling your walls clench around him he let out a grunt, continuing to pound into your ass, a string of heavy moans and profanity leaving his mouth. "Please, I’m so close… I wanna cum with you." you breathed out, desperately, "Please cum inside me Daddy, I need it so bad.” Ted chuckled lightly, kissing your shoulder blade, before sliding one of his hands down and fingering your pussy. “Cum for me baby, be a good girl and cum on Daddy’s cock and fingers.” With his verbal encouragement you climax, hard, both sets of walls clenching desperately, sending Ted over the edge himself. His hot cum spurts into you, your dominant boyfriend becoming a whimpering mess into your neck. “Fuck, I love cumming in you so much Baby.”
Throwing himself back onto the sofa he stared into your eyes, pulling you on top of him. "I really do love you" he muttered, peppering kisses across your face. "I love you too, so much." you giggled, after all, he may be your sex god boyfriend but he was still the goofy, innocent, adoring man you fell in love with. He smiled, pulling you up and leading you to the bedroom to get you cleaned up and smother you for the rest of the night. Ted really was all you ever wanted.