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[electratheft]

Storytime - I got caught at Seph0r@ LOL

I fucked up bAd LMAO. FIRST OF ALL, TRUST YOUR FUCKING GUT. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BEING WATCHED, DROP EVERYTHING AND LEAVE. DO NOT RISK IT. ANyway, I went on a little spree at a mall out of town and I always hit this mall up. I rarely go and it’s always perfect for me. I hit up my usual stores and I decided to hit up seph0r@. NOW, I have never lifted shit at this sephora bUT I went in and I did my thing and left. At this point I’m feeling fine and I continue to walk around the mall. MY STUPID ASS FELT EXTREMELY CONFIDENT AND I WENT BACK TO SEPH0R@. Now at this point I tried to conceal some primer but I chickened out and I left the store because I felt watched. SO I LEAVE and some guy comes out and follows me and is like “I need you to give back what you stole” and I was like “uhhh” and I didnt respond and he asks to go to the back with him which I agree to bc I couldn’t fucking run at that point. We get to the back and hE GRABS MY BAG FROM ME AND LOOKS THROUGH IT. He takes out all the shit I have in there and literally goes through everything. HE EVEN TAKES EVERYTHING OUT OF MY WALLET. LITERALLY TAKING OUT EVERYTHING. So I have my phone on me and I’m like panicking and I was trynna text my boyfriend to tell him what is happening and the guy says “no texting” and i and was like fjsjs what the fuck, but i just locked my phone. Anyway, since I am a minor I had to call my mom so I used my phone and she wasn’t answering and I kept trynna call her AND THIS FUCKER LITERALLY TAKES MY PHONE OUTTA MY HAND WITHOUT ASKING AND GOES THROUGH IT AND CALLS MY DAD (this is irrelevant but my call log was literally just my boyfriend and his contact was “papi 💞” at the time and the guy looked at me funny fjsndns). Whatever, my dad answers and calls my mom and she had to pick me up and i had to sign a trespass agreement (LmAO THIS FUCKING BOBO LP WAS LIKE “oh u know how apple has FACE ID, we have that in our cameras too, so even if u step into a seph0r@ in texas it can detect ur face” I ALMOST FUCKING LAUGHED IM HIS FACE SHIT EAS SO FUCKING STUPID) and I can’t go back for 5 years, I also got a civil demand for $500 dollars which I had to pay bc since I am a minor it affects my parents and not me directly so I had to pay that. SO THE POINTS ARE

- TRUST YOUR FUCKING GUT

- DONT GO BACK INTO THE STORE AFTER LIFTING (this is a known rule and I knew but i felt cocky)

- DONT BE FUCKING COCKY BITCH, BE HUMBLE, DONT ACT LIKE UR A GHOST AND NO ONE CAN SEE U JUST BC U WERE DOIN GREAT SO FAR

ALSO was the LP man even allowed to take my bagfrom me without any warning? He literally took my phone outta my hand and went through it along with my wallet and he took everything out of it. LIKE IDK THAT SHIT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT BUT ALSO SINCE IM A MINOR DO I NOT HAVE ANY LIKE CHOICE??

this was long but it’s good to learn from my mistake

[liftingcupid]

🌸 my kleptomania is becoming an issue 🌸 (pt. 1) this is the first part to my haul! there’s two in total, comment about any product and i’ll tell you where i got them/how i got them! the second part is clothes :-)

[luxury-liar]

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[lift-me-up-buttercup-blog]

I’m back with some Disney tips 😌

So I just traveled to Disney world and I’ve found some ways to rip they off/ scam/ lift from them.

Ok so I didn’t actually lift from them. There’s not many cameras in the shops and kiosks around the park have none. But if someone sees you conceal and then you use you magic band somewhere else, then they can track you down, get all your info, etc. I’ve also heard that Orlando police are assholes and they’ll bust you for everything and anything

BUT here’s some tips if you’re staying in the resort and want some free stuff. If you get the mug from your resort(the one that you can fill unlimited times), then fill your mug, take a different cup& fill that with what’s in your mug, refill your mug, so in and so fourth. That way everyone in your group can get drinks for free with just one cup. We did this a few times and no one said anything.

Second, if you order a 10 piece nugget in the park (they usually have a choice of 10 pieces or 6 pieces) when you receive your meal take four nuggets out and say you only received a 6 nugget meal& they should give you a whole brand new meal(I did this and it worked like a dream every time)

If you go to your cafeteria late at night, they should only have a few options left available. Go to the front desk and complain that you’re lactose intolerant and they had no options for you. For us, they brought us meals for free, to make up for our “inconvenience.”

If I think of more, then I’ll add them.

[kleptomaniacs-united]

Scariest thing happened today while I was out lifting

Today I was at my towns local mall, shopping around in one of my personal favorite stores, E@rţhbøuňd. For the past couple times I’ve been meaning to nick this candle but things kept preventing me from doing it. Today I finally had my shot. I grabbed the only two candles they had left in stock and shoved them into my bag. I made sure I was in the best blind spot of the store where NO ONE, not even a mouse, could see me. I decided that in order to not look too sus I would continue walking around shopping. As I was making my way to the front of the store in an effort to leave, I noticed that the cops were standing there. They had cornered these two asian ladies by the rocks display. I was horrified and couldn’t think straight.

What if SA had seen me?

What if those women had seen me?

What if the cops were interrogating them to figure out if they saw me steal stuff?

At this moment I was so close to running out the door but I knew I wouldn’t be able to outrun them. One of the cops was a burly white guy who looked like he came straight from the police academy. He had the body of Lou Ferrigno and I got the feeling he could pick me up and snap me like a tooth pick if he wanted to. The other officer was a black guy that looked exactly like Usain Bolt but with a pedo-stache.

So against my best judgment, I trembled foward. I asked what as going on, and the white officer looked me straight in the eyes with the conviction of an executioner. His response would forever shake me. It went along the lines of this:

“Oh I was just telling them about my rock collection at home. It’s like x10 bigger than this one here. As part of my religion I believe that rocks have magical powers that can heal your or make you happier. I’m an Odinist. That’s when you believe in the Nordic gods like Odin and Thor and Freya (idk if I spelt that last one right). My personal God is Thor…”

The dude just kept going on, and on, and on and the entire time the other officer was standing there looking bored as hell by what his partner was saying.

A part of me wanted to laugh I was so relieved, another part of me still wanted to scream and run. I ended up just standing there, nodding vigioursly and enthusiastically. In the end I bought one of the rocks and left. When I got to the car I ended up laughing so hard that I nearly pissed myself. I still can’t believe I didn’t get in trouble.

TL;DR

I thought I had been caught shop lifting but the cop was actually just a religious fanatic who really liked rocks.

[heavenlylifter]

any tips for getting more confident while lifting? x

Yep!🌸Prepare thoroughly beforehand to settle any anxiety you might have. Scope out stores and make note of camera placement, types of tags, possible methods, etc. Research your stores online and on lïftblr. Plan what you want to lïft before doing so - a concrete goal helps keep you focused, and lessens the chance of you slipping up and endangering yourself with an impulse-lïft. All of this can settle you and allow you to grow as a lïfter🌸Start off small and work your way up. I began with lïfting drugstore makeup, then moved onto accessories from stores like Clàires and H+M, then onto clothes, then onto more intimidating stores like Anthrôpologie, Dèbenhams, and Töpshop. Don’t get impatient - it took me about 3 years of occasional lïfting to get from drugstore makeup to expensive clothes🌸Lïfting inspiration is always nice. I like to scroll through my favourite hauls or look up images online that get me excited for lïfting. It makes me focus on the stuff I’ll have rather than the fear I feel. I become more adventurous that way🌸Slower growth is fine. Sometimes I would only lïft one thing more than the last time, or go for an item that scared me - I once coveted an ornamental glass tray for weeks before I finally nabbed it after thoroughly scoping the place out. It definitely helped me grow in confidence🌸Please remember that being cautious is very important for a lïfter - it’s what keeps you from getting caught. While you grow in confidence, take care that you don’t get cocky and slip up. Your freedom is much more important than any haul!

[sunnylifts]

I guess you could say I really MALLED them! Ay… ay… amirite

Anyway! I had a great time today as you can tell!

Total (list w/ prices under the cut): 876.09

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[lift-me-up-buttercup-blog]

Omg I lifted that bra and panty set too! lol

[liftiing--witch]

in my facebook memories for today. felt like it needed to be here more than there.

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ I went out of state “ Haul

Not Pictured some Addidas Gifts. (because they were given away obviously) 

🌸 Total $2,982-ish  🌸

[lifterella-xo]

Inspiration

[lifterlove]

Omg hit me up if you want to trade acnl amiibo cards!!!!! I lifted like a billion and now I’m only like 20 regular and 50 welcome home cards away from having a full collection and I have a lot of extras to trade!!

[ratocato]

Elfen lies is so great omg

[etherealxlifting-blog]

Some of these pics are SHITTY but this is this weeks collective haul !

Walmart: Elf eyeliner ×2 $3 Elf eyeshadow ×2 $5 Elf brush $3 Elf eyebrow pencil $3 FITMe! $8 (the pic quality is bad I literally got the lightest shade) Bed sheet $10 Bed skirt $12 Melatonin $9

The body shop: Fan brush $11

La senza: Panties ×4 $8.50 (The shamrock ones are my fave I died)

Dollarama: Lightbulb $1.50 Potting mix $1.50 Seeds $0.50 Bamboo brushes $3 Oval brushes $3 Metal brush $2 Bracelet $2.50 Teeth whitening $2.50 Virgo plaque $1.50

Real Canadian Superstore: Lindt white chocolate $15 Speaker $25 Headphones $30

Total:$194

[liftscum]

Okay here’s a tiny little late night haul. A little sketchy to lift when you’re the only one in there but fuck it haha

CV**S: Maybelline Fit Me Matte&Poreless: $8 NYX Dewy Finish setting spray: $8 Milani Instant Glow powder (Strobelight): $10 Milani Baked Blush (Luminoso): $8 NYX Butter Gloss (Tiramisu): $5 NYX Lip Liner (pale pink): $4 CV**S Total: $43

W4lm4rt: Wet n Wild Rose in the Air palette: $5 Wet n Wild contour palette: $5 Wet n Wild megaglo highlighter (Blossom Glow): $5 W4lm4rt Total: $15 (I got a bad feeling and dipped)

Walgre3n$: (I accidentally took the worthless NYX buttergloss tester 😐 in the color I wanted too, Creme brule) NYX matte lipstick (Euro Trash): $6 NYX matte lipstick (Sable): $6 Covergirl lipstick (245): $6 Maybelline Mastercamo color corrector: $10 Milani lip liner in (Nude): $5 Rimmel lip liner (Innocent): $5 Walgre3$ total: $38

Total Save: $96

Holy shit makeup is exspensive. Lmao, I got nervous I’ll admit. I could have done better. Tomorrow I’ll go to the stores on the other side of town that are a lot easier to boost from. I also want to go to the mall and get some clothes. Need to treat myself more :) maybe I’ll build the balls to lift from Sephora again. Unfortunately I’m far from ulta but it’d be worth a special trip.

[lifterslashvandal-deactivated20]

i wish i could lift cigarettes i’d save so much money

[niftyswiper-blog]

Lifting Books?

How do you do it? I really want to get some, and I just don’t know what to look for, and how to go about doing it. My bookstore has 5 floors, and has a starbucks and restroom on the 3rd, so, how?

[hypnoticspongecake-blog]

Well my book store has relatively few cameras and has tight isles i literally got 3 books and purchased one so I could get the bag, they are a tad lazy. Just be really subtle and act like you are looking at them, you can get a bunch of books and fiddle with them, do really sly drops into purses. Just be careful. I don’t know if that was just rambling or not

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

My fave method is getting a stack of books and as long as you manage to stay calm and relaxed you can go to the Starbucks, get a drink if you want, and then flip through the books to check for RFIDs. Then literally just shove them in your backpack and leave. Everyone will assume you’d just bought them

[niftyswiper-blog]

Oh my gosh thank you guys, this is so helpful. I can’t wait to try this out. Book RFIDs are the ain’t sticked in the books right? They’re the white ones that are separate and fall out? Gosh sorry if i have so much questions I really don’t want to beep cause I think they’ll chase you out lol.

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Nah, depends on the store but it’s likely that they’re stickers on the pages. I’ve also seen things about people finding RFIDs IN THE COVER so be super careful of that, but I’ve never personally found anything like it

[pretzel-lift]

Come sit next to me :)

For a multi-level bookstore, you’re going to follow this plan: work from bottom floor to top floor, then stop at the Starbucks when you’ve gathered all of your loot.

Take a reusable bag, preferably a canvas one. You’re going to “line” it with a t-shirt safety-pinned to the inside of the bag, to create a lining – this will hide the books’ sharp corners, so it looks less sus of what’s inside when it’s slung over your shoulder.

Gather your loot floor to floor, browsing as a normal shopper. I have a rule of 5 books per trip. It’s a decent amount to seem like you’re really buying them, but small enough to not notice that you’re hauling.

Items that will for sure be tagged: books over $25, journals, Bibles, anime/manga, fandom books, entertainment category books, maybe bestsellers. These are high shrink categories.

BEWARE the hardback books! They are most likely to have embedded RFIDs in the spines.

BEWARE ANY STICKER stuck to the book. Barnes and Noble is known for their “percentage off” stickers to be RFIDs! If a sticker is thick/you can’t see through it/you can’t peel it easily, it’s an RFID.

Check all items for RFIDs by flipping through them from cover to cover. Usually they’ll be stuck inside a cover. If for some reason they’re on a page, the book will naturally separate on a page with a thick sticker on it, but RFIDs stuck to pages are unlikely.

Almost all I lift are fiction/novels around $15 and I’ve only ever found one RFID. Remove with caution, it’s better to just forget lifting the book entirely.

Okay, once you’ve got your items, go to the Starbucks. Sit your items on a table, order a drink, pay cash of course, then sip your drink and play on your phone. When the Starbucks cashier is busy making drinks, casually place your items in your canvas bag, sling over your shoulder, travel back down to the exit, and leave.

Also peep my latest book haul *shameless self-promo*

[anonlifts-deactivated20190422]

my book store has like no cameras but a few SA wandering around and occasionally an LP dude standing around the door waiting for someone to beep.

my method: grab the books you want, go into the washroom. the washroom has sensors so if there is an rfid in the book you missed you’ll beep. Thankfully hasn’t happened to me (yet) but I’m sure the big burly LP dude would walk up to me and be like uhhh end ur life. in the which case I plan to act v innocent and be like “oh no sir!! I am so sorry!! i didn’t even realize I was bringing them in with me, I was kind of zoned out.” in the which case I imagine I would be sussed tf out, I would put the books and stuff back and leave or if LP Guy was still on my ass I would buy it (which would suck ass if it was like $150 bucks in stuff lmao)

however I haven’t beeped so normally I wander in there, and normally nobody is in there but if someone is I walk into a stall with my books like I own those hoes, then conceal them in the stall, come out and wash hands. (obviously you’d look way less sus if u just carried a bag which I don’t like a dumbass)

my only problem with this method is I’m pretty sure there’s a camera in the bathroom?? I might be wrong but I didn’t wanna stare at the thing in case it was one haha

[liftingcupid]

🌸 my kleptomania is becoming an issue 🌸

pt. 2! the clothing haul, if you’d like to know where i got any specific shirts / pants or hoe i got them, comment or message me! v proud of this one

[pretty-little-lifts]

DAMN THIS IS SO GOOD

[iliketollft-blog]

im gonna try to lift a peach palette & a soft glam pallete. I haven't lifted in a lil while so any tips I should know about ?

[scruffyliftingmerchhoarder-deac]

Y’ALLS ULTA HAULS ARE LIKE “LEMME JUST GET THIS WHOLE AISLE”

[justasimplememebean]

Outfit that will work for literally any store:

Listen up, folks. Keeping in mind that your goal is to blend in while still looking like you have money… You can do one outfit. For literally any store. Even super high end or as low end as Wal-Mart.

Your nicest well fitting plain blue skinny jeans Those brown riding boots that everyone seems to have Fitted black t-shirt. A nice, preferably expensive looking, watch.

The reason this oh so basic outfit works is because it’s chic and casual. It’s the basic “I just threw on some clothes that look nice but I’m not trying super hard today” look. And that’s what you want. Go overkill, you’ll be noticed and remembered. But how many fucking shoppers do you see daily wearing this exact outfit? 90% of the fuckers do it. It’s because it’s a standard default look for a lot of women. And it works. It works REALLY WELL