Fuck This Shit

I want to let go of the things that hold me back

[fineas-and-pherb]

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[notfunctioningshipper]

Dr Doofenschmirtz thinks he’s chaotic evil but he’s chaotic neutral or lawful evil at best

[fibonacci-to-infinity]

CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT

[didney-worl-no-uta]

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST

[thatsthat24]

So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

[illburyyoutonight]

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[lady-of-crowns]

[hungryjokerr]

[ishipitlikeups]

Savage

[pelipper]

[the-cleffae-deactivated20151028]

“i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[tinotonatini]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

The last gif lmaaaaaaoooooooo

[lessdanthree]

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[illburyyoutonight]

The boys always putting on the best shows

Wolf & Bear

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[keybladesoras]

Detective Pikachu dancing!

[illburyyoutonight]

I really want to fucking disappear

[thingsfromthedirt]