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Sophie. 22 years old. Ireland. "Not all those who wander are lost." Wander around my blog :)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[battery-enthusiast]

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[vamplire]

reblog for the most homoerotic halloween ever

[pukicho]

“Woahh there, settle down now!” I say to you as if you were a horse. It works. You become settled.

[aclownsclownery]

Humans are much like horses except they arent

[ruhaniya]

"for you, i would" is such a gentle and sweet love language like no maybe i wouldn't usually do this but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.

[silent-insanities]

I think you feel it in your heart too.

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[pureanonofficial]

Though my heart is breaking I'd give the world for that moment with you When we thought we knew That our love would last But the moment passed With no warning, far too fast

currentlycryingaboutlancelot // Chess - West End (Tommy Körberg, Siobhán McCarthy // Richard Siken, War of the Foxes // Chess - Broadway (David Carroll, Judy Kuhn) // Nikki Giovanni, Mirrors // Chess - Long Beach Civic Light Opera (Robert Yacko, Jodi Benson) // lostcap // Chess - Stockholm (Tommy Körberg, Helen Sjöholm) // starpeace

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[kosmogrl]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[fairyinthetrees]

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

[coldwateronly]

[antoniabishop]

to my parents' little house in nowhere, I love you

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord