Slight Discomfort

[weloveshortvideos]

[illebagal]

Good morning to everyone but myself, because I forgot which eye can see less and I might be walking around with contacts in the wrong eyes.

[nheyguys-deactivated20181204]

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

[vnillandcigrtts]

people who willingly use semicolons are so sexy

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[illebagal]

Quarantine day whatever:

I have a kettle!!!!!

This is not a drill

I have a kettle!!!

[asleepyteen]

Being literate is overrated

[wearemercs]

Original Tweet

[official-lucifers-child]

not to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck

[enberlight]

The people who sanded historical armor down to their silver base metals are aesthetic criminals

[illebagal]

Currently going through all the stages of grief due to this research paper. Why aren’t there vowels in any of these words?????

[illebagal]

Quarantine Day 2:

*screaming*

[maykitz]

emails this to my job tomorrow morning so they know im not coming

[everythingfox]

Fishy friend

[illebagal]

Quarantine Day 1.2:

Frank is dead!!! He died!!! I hope he Did Not Suffer. Alas, I shall give his squished mortal shell a sea burial as he so deserved.

[illebagal]

Quarantine Day 1.1:

I have named the spider in the bathroom Frank. He did not respond to it, so he might be dead. Maybe he wants another name?

[illebagal]

Guess who’s back in quarantine, baby!!

[casuallyhardcore]

He died for us...

[zsnes]

casuallyhardcore:

The 96% of the people who read this will not have the guts to reblog this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 4% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, reblog this. Thank you Goku. I as well lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.

[maybewren-deactivated20210529]

Does anyone have any types for dealing with executive dysfunction, school, and a chronic illness flare all at once? Because I’m really suffering.

[illebagal]

Take it one step at a time, and communicate with your teachers! If you’re usually the type who works hard and cares, they see that!

If you’re going through shitty stuff (and it sounds like you are) most of them should be able to work something out with you - just let them know about the problem before the project/assignment is due.

You got this!