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3000s

YUP

the-frog-blog

longseasons

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

meefling

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

phantomcat94

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

anartisticanomaly

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

unofficial-autism-post

Unofficial Autism Post

1969chevycamaro

We need to condense these down to single words we can drop in conversations like bullion cubes.

girlblocker

me if meowing was a sin tbh

girlblocker

& heres me if meowing was illegal

mysonglady-deactivated20230606

But it’s not so enjoy

girlblocker

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

daveedmee

parakeet

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

crazy-brazilian

silky-selkie

Two bobas drinking a Capri Sun

maxxie-or-smth

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

sacred-portal

rifa

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.