Absolutely Cursed Bitch

She/Her - 28

[davidenth]

[valmillion]

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

[frankiedotbiz]

[girlnephew]

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going "meeeee :3" in the notes needs to ask themselves why they're so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn't made by black artists

[balkanbruiser]

If you like Casiopea, check out some classic jazz funk fusion albums like Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock or Return to Forever by Chick Corea.

If you like the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, check out some later period big band albums like Mingus Ah Um by Charles Mingus and The Roar of '84 by Buddy Rich.

If you like the Persona soundtrack, check out some more modern jazz fusion albums with electronic elements like Black Focus by Yussef Kamaal or Freedom Fables by Nubiyan Twist.

[sylladextrous]

start hrt today! what're you waiting for?

fuck it. it's posting my art time

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

[dadfucker2]

Tell me im you're favourite again im gonna cum

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[coyotedollfag]

in trying times like these it's important we stick to our traditions and remember what's important and it's Energy Sword Sunday we're bringing back Energy Sword Sunday everyone post the gifs

[gemdowner]

“Major, I found a weapon made of electric energy and it creates a strange shape”

[gemdowner]

Close enough

[aliquistis]

Happy energy sword Sunday to all who celebrate

[2man222]

#EnergySwordSunday

[modestguardian-deactivated20200]

[awesmeaustin]

#EnergySwordSunday

[spiroandthelacktones]

he’s been drinkin with elites

[blissident]

Another sunday

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[bleedthebeat]

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

[ndnbutch]

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

[bleedthebeat]

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

[ndnbutch]

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

[bleedthebeat]

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

[ndnbutch]

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

[bleedthebeat]

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

[ndnbutch]

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

[bleedthebeat]

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

[ndnbutch]

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

[bleedthebeat]

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE REBLOGGED THIS WITH AN ADDITION INCLUDING “TOES”: 7

[opalescentfeather]

Barber macklemore, who specializes in black hairstyles: I corn your grandad's rows