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Illegally awesome chick, that's floating in space on the same rotating ball of soil and water as you

[escuerzoresucitado]

[saywhat-politics]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat sits on own tail.

[starfleetacademy]

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

[starfleetacademy]

For example

[gamebird]

I was told that after laying out new buildings at Oklahoma State University a few decades ago, they held off on both sod and walkways for several months. People complained mightily about the dirt and occasional mud, but then the construction crews came back in and put paths along all the worn areas and sod where no one had walked. After that, no more complaints and the paths exactly matched where people wanted to walk.

[silly-jellyghoty]

That's the only reasonable way how to build paths. No matter how great right angles look like, people won't follow the grid. We are not a packman.

[babyanimalgifs]

this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

[gigglefitjunkrat]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

[anxietyproblem]

[deejay]

[jehovahhthickness]

Haitians can’t relate to this either.

[timhortons]

Somalis can’t relate to this either

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

Boricuas can’t relate to this either

[favoritelatina]

Mexicans can’t relate to this either

[princessreema]

Punjabis can’t relate to this either

[october-29-blog-deactivated2017]

Sri Lankans can’t relate to this either

[i-b15]

Arabs can’t relate to this either

[faramosh]

Afghans can’t relate to this either

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Belizeans can’t relate either

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

Nigerians can’t relate to this either.

[biyaself]

Pakistanis can’t relate to this either

[thathighguy]

Nigga can’t relate to this either

[falsepalindrome-deactivated2019]

As an Egyptian who had 3 day old leftover rice for breakfast….

[bentothuglife]

Trinidadians can’t relate to this either

[general-sassy-pants]

I’m so fucking dead at “nigga can’t relate to this either” 💀💀💀 @thathighguy

[thathighguy]

I mean Ima nigga

[uh-different-typof-nigga]

Guess who’s left out…

[howwsway]

Jamaicans can’t relate to this either

[aidashakur]

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[guineapiggies]

Via tedandpuds

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[chrissongzzz]

[free-range-tiddies]

Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

[guccixcucci]

The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets

[official-sokka]

Their social security number

[wakandamama]

They License Plate on the back of their van

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

I love that I’ve had some of the same mutuals for like over 5 years and we never so much as exchanged a single dm.....the amount of mutual respect.....

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitblr]

I bet this file is at max capacity (x)

[uncleromeo]

[insomniac-arrest]

lava and jellyfish are two incredibly attractive substances that beg my monkey brain to touch them, but simultaneously would be the absolute worst possible things to touch

LOOK AT THAT GOOP

pretty, iridescent, LUSCIOUS, forbidden touch objects