yee and i mean it…haw

"the planet is on fucking fire" -bill nye

[violentoffender]

[angelbabymikaa]

me, flirting: do you wanna go to every rainforest cafe with me in america and canada yes or no

[angelbabymikaa]

what a brilliant idea no one’s ever thought of before

[inacatastrophicmind]

[thehobbutts]

Breaking news from the Cat News Network!!

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[aquilacalvitium]

Girl's night

[everythingstarstuff]

[charlesoberonn]

Another good boomer joke

[charlesoberonn]

This guy gets it

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

More of his comics and books are here: https://whyatt.com.au/cartoons/

[ambassadorquark]

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

[selenastaylors]

cant stop thinking about this

[teaboot]

One time my dad casually called me "bitch", probably intending it as a joke, then got mad when I punched him for it.

So I asked him, "Do you want your daughter to be the kind of woman who lets men pull that shit?"

Interestingly, hasn't happened again since

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[animentality]

[magixta]

[huffylemon]

[thewintersoldier]

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

[emmikay]

[important-animal-images]

[image-describer-and-thief]

[ID: a white hamster eating broccoli. it has a small pink party hat on and you can see that it has broccoli in its cheeks. It is standing on a white plate with a red border. /ID end]

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[boggblog]

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

[mynameis-snail]

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here