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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@illumalux
i know its very hard for yall because you have air between your ears instead of a brain, but i need you all to think very very hard about the fact almost none of the popular minecraft smps have even one black or brown person on their roster.
You watch Starkid and before you know it you're really invested into a het ship. Watching Black Friday and seeing Paulkins together made me happy.
odyssey dashboard simulator
🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
between two choices here…
scylla
charbydis
to be so honest neither are looking great but sometimes u gotta make tough decisions. nobody tell my crew about this btw
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⬜ crewmate-238-deactivated12109
the sirens are dangerous to YOU. i understand them though. we are holding hands and singing and they're not even eating me
🧜♀️ siren.girl.40 Follow
no we’re not
⚔️ 0restes
OP being deactivated really adds something here
🎵 demodocus.sings.a.lot Follow
the sirens killed him
🐅 circe.without.mercy
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🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
just fucked up so bad i met queen helen from sparta and called her "helen of troy" in front of her husband who literally spent ten years fighting a war to get her back FROM TROY. about to throw myself into the sea
💅 face.that.launched.1000.ships Follow
omg no worries babygirl come back anytime :))) happens to everyone
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
was no one going to tell me helen of troy had a tumblr
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
FUCK i did it again
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⬜ crewmate-24-deactivated9823
for real though has anyone seen elpenor
#i could have sworn he was with us when we were at circes??
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⬜ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
dreaming of burger made of helios' cattle rn. mmm
⛰️ oracle-at-delphi Follow
it is actually insane that people are reblogging this. do you know how disrespectful this is to helios and to all of the gods?? those are literally sacred cattle, i shouldn't be seeing odysseus' crew blogging about how they want to make them into burgers. it's not funny and it's not a joke.
⬜ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
#it was gonna be such a perfect day for a bbq but its stormy all the sudden #:( #oh well i guess we will just eat our burgers inside
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🐗 antinous420
how long could it possibly take to weave a fucking shroud
📷 ithaca-fact-checker Follow
fun fact! it can actually take 1,543 years to weave a burial shroud for one’s father in law, depending on the materials, style, and craftsman!
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
ayyy ithaca fact checker i missed you
🐗 antinous420
who the hell is running this account
#that has to be a joke right #otherwise that would mean that like only an immortal could weave these #ik athena is goddess of weaving but she cant be the only one doing it #right???
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🏐 what.up.its.nausica
not the random naked man i found on my shore who i almost got betrothed to being odysseus king of ithaca are you KIDDING me
🏄 pisistratus-son-of-nestor
i thought he was dead???
🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
im not
🏄 pisistratus-son-of-nestor
@ telemakhos.of.ithaca @ queen-penelope-official HELLO???
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🐅 circe.without.mercy
actually disgusting that people are still following @/calyps0 when she literally kept odysseus captive on her island for seven years. yes odysseus is incredibly problematic and he should be held accountable for actions. yes i dont support what he did to polyphemus and i will block anyone who said that was deserved. but he literally has a wife and son he needs to get back to and it's disgusting that she tried to impede him like this
🏖️ calyps0 Follow
hey what was going on when he stayed at your place for a year
🏖️ calyps0 Follow
lmfao she blocked me
#girl this situation is messyyyy
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🦉 goddess-of-wisdom
why is everyone so mad at odysseus. he’s just a silly little guy. my silly little mortal. he does tricks. free him
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he blinded my son
🦉 goddess-of-wisdom
ok??? have you considered that maybe your son was being a little bitch
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🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
lmfaoooo ive been sending anon hate to polyphemus and he still doesn’t know it was me, odysseus, son of laertes sacker of cities king of ithaca who lives at ithaca palace and is currently sailing home on the aegean sea. click the read more to track my voyage home
Read more
#what are you gonna do about it big guy #nobody cares
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when i find whoever it is that is sending me these you are going to be so sorry
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👑 queen-penelope-official
like this post if you want to be included in the archery contest tomorrow!
#may the best shot win!
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🍽️ suitor-37
anyone noticed the quality of penelope’s wines at ithaca palace has kind of sucked lately
🕶️ ordinary.beggar.dont.worry Follow
i have a strong feeling that you won’t have to worry about this for much longer :)
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charactergundos meeting
I used to be a rp blog before I got famous. I started a war with God. I killed someone's fiancé, twice even. I wonder if the blogs I rped with look at my blog now like "oh shit that girl is making shit posts now" and I hope they don't blackmail me with my old, cringe posts
Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!
What kind of little creachur did you find?
A lil lizard
Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say
The softest little bunny rabbit
A glossy beetle
Frog :3
Teeny tiny hedgehog
Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen
Fish in it's little fish bowl
Fox with a fluffy tail
Snail friend :3
Snake that winds around your arm
Sentient potato
You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?
It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)
Bright neon rainbow spots!
Tiny little antlers!
It has eight eyes!
There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!
It purrs!
It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!
It glows softly when you pet it!
It's leucistic or melanistic!
Those claws are made of metal!
Something else - tell me in the tags!
Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <
The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?
Let's call it...
Spot
Georgette
Dill Pickle
Charlie
Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom
Sourdough
Raspberry Tart
Bear
The Great Destroyer of Worlds
The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)
Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)
As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.
Where does it make it's bed?
Your pillow :)
Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use
On top of the fridge
In your laundry hamper
In the tiny space between two books on your shelf
Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises
In your coziest winter hat
Nestled among all the art supplies
In the Lego pirate ship on display
In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere
No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit
It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)
Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -
What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?
It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!
Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!
Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!
Cuddle time <3
Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!
Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!
It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc
Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!
It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!
Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!
Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3
Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???
Good luck with your new creachur!!
your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material
robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
I'm on a noble quest to feel something
things felt so far:
humidity
shame
if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing
it's not easy when it's staring you in the face is it
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tysm @tvheit for the tag. i fear i have not done one of these in one william years so.
last song: the old religion by florence + the machine. she's been on loop for ever and ever. it's always florence in this house
currently watching: monday night raw (jubillantly), friday night smackdown (against my will), random assorted starkid musicals as my friends want a buddy to watch with
currently reading: plain bad heroines by emily m. danforth and voyage of the dawn treader by c.s. lewis whenever i can find the time. the former is just because of my love for sapphic horror, and the latter is for research for my next fic
current obsession: it's still wrestling. sorry chat. i can't get it out of my head. not even an 80k word fic could help. im writing a second one...
currently working on: still yet-to-be titled pirate au for becky/seth/aj/punk. No one else is writing for the four of them so i suppose it falls on my shoulders once again. i'm up to my ears in nautical terminology that i really could omit but alas. no.
currently wearing: the same pair of jeans over and over. i only recently got over my lifelong aversion to denim and honestly this stuff rocks. paired with whatever poor t-shit has faced me and my fabric scissors and come out mostly in one piece. today it's a cm punk shirt. yesterday was an old high school club tshirt.
last google search: you get an assortment cause i google great things. from the last 24 hrs you get the wikipedia page for 1700-1750's fashion, roman naming conventions, "what do locusts eat" and tongan fruit doves.
tagging: @thinkingabout-girls @honorsongs @onyxmirage @starbittie @beanswithbones @rasterbern @moxpunkisms @radioactive-yuri @paperrcrownss @pathetic-dead-fish @sunflwersmith
for as long as you last
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
