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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@illusi0ned
Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as
• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer
• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites
• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash
• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month
there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day
players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it
there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly
Let's not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????
There's a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar
They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets
The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left
Im sorry the halloween event where what
Neopets Sam and Dean
i. what?
Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldn't be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog
Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)
There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponent’s expensive precious painted pet into a Chia
There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponent’s potentially very expensive weapon
There was once Neopets mobile...before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and there’s still no way to access it
HAPPY NEW 2021 YEAR, TUMBLR!
You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.
Jiji in Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便 dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates
grey cat, gold eyes!!
gold cat, grey eyes!!
No Nuance November, Beauty edition:
1. The "no makeup" makeup trend is more physiologically damaging than any full glam makeup trend will ever be
2. 98% of the skincare industry is a scam
3. People feeling empowered by wearing makeup does not negate the fact that the beauty industry exists to capitalize on the insecurities cultivated by unattainable beauty standards
4. The #1 secret beauty ingredient that will give anyone and everyone perfect skin is wealth
5. Sunscreen is the most important skincare product
6. "all women are beautiful" completely glosses over the fact that beauty is seen as the social currency that women owe to society for merely daring to exist
the remote, secluded and little known rice terraces of yuanyang county in china’s yunnan province were built by the hani people along the contours of ailao mountain range five hundred years ago. during the early spring season, the terraces, once planted, are irrigated with spring water from the forest above, reflecting sunlight to create these stain glass like landscapes. (x, x, x, x, x, x)
Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you
Moodboard inspired by Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
“I have the same habit. You see?” - dir. Greta Gerwig
LITTLE WOMEN (2019)
Howl’s Moving Castle 2004 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki
How often must somebody who is in that sort of internal struggle must want to say to everyone in the room: You have no idea how close I am to going back to a dark place. folklore: the Long Pond Sessions (2020) dir. Taylor Swift
The Good Place 2x13 - “Somewhere Else”