uncanny

[filmnoirsbian]

Apparently I wrote this long ass poem while suuuuper drunk and did not remember doing it until I found it in my google docs titled FLOATING DEATH SKULL, SALT RIM which I think is very fun what a nice little surprise for sober me

[filmnoirsbian]

This is the poem btw hemmingway eat ur fucking heart out

[the-haiku-bot]

This is the poem

btw hemmingway eat

ur fucking heart out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[calamitycons]

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

[neutralbacteria]

[sucros]

We must carry the lost lore into future generations

[bovineblogger]

ophelia..

[bunjywunjy]

psst quick note to everyone calling this a Water Buffalo:

this is a cow 🐄🐮

[bovineblogger]

hi! this is a young water buffalo! pay attention 2 the shape of its face, nose, and how big its ears are! :3

images (x) (x)

[bottledfool]

water buffalo of the lake, what is your wisdom?

[bovineblogger]

oats

[catchymemes]

[eldritchbauble]

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

[eldritchbauble]

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You're not better than a beast.

[cosmicretreat]

[tiktokstowatch]

[mybigfatgaylife]

plot twist

[cipheramnesia]

kinder surprise

[sour-charity]

the plot chickens

[cabbagedotexe]

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[needle-noggins]

beautiful women named Archive of Our Own keep emailing me

[the-haiku-bot]

beautiful women

named Archive of Our Own

keep emailing me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[girlnephew]

i wish i could kill the liberty mutual emu in real life

[the-haiku-bot]

i wish i could kill

the liberty mutual

emu in real life

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[illustriuouspossum]

Liberty bibberty

[island-delver-go]

[island-delver-go]

[island-delver-go]

[island-delver-go]

An absolute legend of a madlad

Part 4 of 4

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

I... I just... fellow culinary students, are you also upset

[the-haiku-bot]

I… I just… fellow

culinary students, are

you also upset

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[brehaaorgana]

Yeah that tracks

[plaguedocboi]

The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale

[plaguedocboi]

The two types of replies to this post:

“This would improve everything greatly. I will happily steal some whales for this project.”

And

“Are the Great Lakes not scary enough. Now you want to add sea monsters.”

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[eiraisnthere]

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.

[hopepunk-humanity]

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

[whatbigotspost]

This is awesome…some body focused ones would be so nice add, too, seeing as how much money is made off of our insecurities (insecurities they manufacture in us btw)

•I am not only allowed to be still, rest, and eat, I must do these things to survive.

•My body doesn’t need to look or function to someone else’s standards.

•I’m allowed to seek pleasure in my body.

[starryeyedseeker]

If I may add a few for creatives:

I have inherent worth, even in my time of inactivity.

I deserve to create without the worry of whether 'it will sell' or not.

I deserve to create for no audience but myself.

My art cannot be merely defined by its sales.

My art cannot be merely defined on whether or brings me 'prestige' or not.

I am free of self censorship, and excess judging based on internalised capitalist notions.

[the-haiku-bot]

I have inherent

worth, even in my time of

inactivity.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.