Cat

hey guys how ya doin

[orangoh]

mushrooms in the animal crossing new horizons direct part 1

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

🌱

[apisashla]

Adam are you like, doing okay

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Quaruntine has me feeling 16 and hopelessly stupid again like yeah I can stay up until four am watching cosplay makeup tutorials and then pierce my own belly button in a sleep deprived stupor & this time I have whiskey too

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kabaks]

[octopustronaut]

There’s an update 😊

[hjartasalt]

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

[hjartasalt]

5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!

10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?

Teacher: just… Just do the project please

[lmpressionismus]

8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event

14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first

8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please

[randaness]

[hjartasalt]

Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do

[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

And I just got paid!

[toniinfante]

I can see you

Here’s an oldie from 2014 👀

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PATREON // GUMROAD // PRINTSHOP

[tormentedpenguin86]

[dcmultiverse]

The current cast of ‘The Batman’ (2021) dir. Matt Reeves.

[sapphicambitions]

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

[megatrip]

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

[janeymac-ie]

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[bantarleton]

Up there with this Wars of the Three Kingdoms battle flag

[luckyrabbits]

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

[fuuzis-trash-dump]

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

[luckyrabbits]

wait that actually helps so much

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[thegetty]

I (masculine) am parched with thirst and am dying; but grant me to drink from the ever-flowing spring. On the right is a white cypress. ‘Who are you? Where are you from?’ I am a son of Earth and starry sky. But my race is heavenly.

Translation of a Greek inscription from the second half of the 4th century B.C.