Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?
Thinking about his happy trail and body in general….
A/N: I reckon he's a teenage boy so he's kinda gross in general but god I still wanna let my hands roam all over
Nsfw content!! Also just description of stinky teen boy. Rodrick is 18/19 in this fic!!
✂️Rodrick is pretty unkempt
✂️The only reason his room isn’t considered a biohazard zone is from Susan’s relentless pestering
✂️With the lack of care his room gets you can imagine how much care he puts into his body as well..
✂️It’s quite apparent the first time you see each other topless he doesn’t bother with shaving at all
✂️He likes to keep everything from his face to way down there all natural~
✂️When he starts growing facial hair, you get to work
✂️Plucking each individual hair from his chin becomes a good bonding activity for the both of you
✂️While he does whine every time a hair is pulled out, he likes being doted on by you
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“Rodrick, stop moving.” You hold his chin as you lay atop him on his bed. One hand holding his face close while in the other an instrument of torture to Rodrick. Each hair plucked from his face lights his nerves on fire and brings him close to tears.
“It hurts! I don’t understand how chicks do this all the time.” You roll your eyes at the label of ‘chicks’ and proceed to pluck another stray hair as retaliation.
“Ow!” He winced again.
“Rodrick, I swear to god if you move again I’m plucking your nose hairs.” He stilled immediately.
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🧼Outside of grooming his face, you don’t really touch any other hair on his body
🧼A mention of how bad his armpits smelled(especially since he loved saving it for greg) got him to immediately start washing and shaving that area clean
🧼He already lucked out at life by getting a hot girlfriend, he didn’t want to risk it by being stinky and driving you away
🧼He also makes the effort to shower more often to smell good for you
🧼Going from a shocking twice a week to three times a week on the specific days he sees you
🧼It’s a work in progress
🧼
The summer heat had melted everything it touched. With the killing heat beating down on everyone, cooling down had become an issue. It was a Saturday, spending the day with Rodrick had become routine. However one thing prevented you from your usual cuddling.
“I am NOT coming anywhere near you right now Rodrick.” You held your breath to prevent gagging from the smell. It was clear Rodrick hadn’t showered in a few days. Usually, in the colder climate it wasn’t a huge issue. But as summer came it became a deadly time bomb, waiting to strike.
“Babe, I'm sure it's not that bad.” Rodrick laughed nervously, sweat beading down his forehead. Lowering his head to his pits caused him to immediately gag away. His tongue gagging out of his mouth like he was trying to eject the scent from his nostrils.
“Oh shit yeah-” He just nodded in agreement to your previous statement. Realizing how bad the situation was he locked himself in the bathroom out of embarrassment. Even with endless amounts of begging, Rodrick didn’t let you in until he felt he accomplished his mission of trying to smell better. At first, two sticks of deodorant were sacrificed to the pits of doom. When that didn’t work he tried shaving off all the hair that grew there, only avoiding cuts as he barely remembered a shaving lesson from Frank. After all that, he relented to the last resort he dreaded. A real shower….
A few knocks came through the door, it all seemed but muffled by the sound of running water from the other side.
“Rodrick, babe are you okay in there?” You hear the water stop and the curtains being drawn. A few moments later immerges Rodrick from a steamy shower in all his shirtless glory, with only a wet towel held around his waist.
“My lady, I have conquered the enemy of Sir Stinkerton. Am I finally worthy of your embrace?” He says with an exaggerated tone of royalty, giving you a deep royal bow. You giggle at his stupidity and offer him a hand like a proper lady.
“Well good sir, I think now I am unworthy to be in your embrace. Would you like to join me in another round to defeat our enemies?” Grabbing your hand, Rodrick looked up mischievously. Accepting your invitation and dragging you back into the bathroom for another shower. Maybe taking showers wasn't that bad after all, Rodrick thought. Maybe…
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🫧Now onto the real fun part
🫧His happy trail…
🫧He never really paid attention to his own body until he started dating you
🫧He had heard that the ladies love a hairy guy because it meant that he was more manly
🫧So he never really bothered to shave down there
🫧You however, loved teasing him with it
🫧Trailing your fingers down slowly, following its path down to the real prize
🫧He gets all whiney when you tease him but he can’t do much to argue against it
🫧If you want to be really mean you pluck a few hairs to keep him in place
🫧
You walked your fingers down, following the trail of hair that grew there. It had been another day full of crazy heffley antics that were done in order to bring the family closer together. Of course being Rodrick’s girlfriend you were roped into it. While it was amusing to watch the family’s various dynamics with each other, you were lucky enough to convince Susan to let you sleepover due to how late it had gotten. With you in Rodrick’s room, you both promised to not make too much noise.
Rodrick tried to ignore the attention you were giving to the lower half of his body, focusing instead on the phone in his hands but to no avail. Your hands trailed lower and lower, causing his cock to twitch slightly from the light touching.
“Is somebody happy to see me?” You smiled, giving full attention to his crotch. Moving even lower now, your hands ghosted over the outline of his bulge through his sweatpants. It became even more enticing when it was evident he chose not to wear boxers.
“Mmph..Yes…” He bit his lip as you continued to fondle him through his pants, holding back from moaning out loud. All that came out of his mouth were small whines, but you intended to change that. Closing in on his body, you started by leaving soft kisses from his chest down to his stomach. Giving extra care to the kisses that approached his stomach. Each kiss landed softly on his body, sending tingles up his spine as you went lower and lower. At this point, his phone had been thrown to the side to pay attention to his super hot girlfriend basically going down on him.
Sliding his pants down, you let his cock out as you continued kissing downwards. Approaching the final prize, his cock twitched in anticipation. His hands gripped the sheets tightly from the light kisses you left on his balls. Your mouth hovers over his length, Rodrick shivers from the drop of spit you let land on it. Your hands start to work the spit around his dick, using a mixture of it and the precum that leaks from his tip to lubricate it. Once you deem your work to be done, your mouth completely envelops his tip and gives it a light suck.
“OoOH! Mmmph.” His hands are red from digging his nails into his palms, trying his best not to make too much noise. He definitely didn’t want his Mom walking in on this. He resorts to biting his lip again in an effort to prevent any more unexpected moans from coming out. After a quick warning glare, you continued on blowing your boyfriend. Your hands work at the base while you move your mouth up and down dick. After a good warm up, you finally decide it was time to pull out your finishing move.
Taking his dick out of your mouth for a short moment, you took a deep breath before going down again.
“What are you- ohh!” A breathless moan comes out of Rodrick’s mouth as he feels your throat start to envelop his cock inch by inch. He feels the tight, wet walls of your throat start to slightly squeeze around his intruding cock. Within a small amount of time, you worked your way to the base of him. The tip of his cock touching the back of your throat. The sensation causes you to gag. You tried to move off slightly but his hips stuttered up and a hand came to weave itself into your hair. You held onto his thighs as Rodrick fucked his dick up into your throat, with his hand holding you in place.
“S-shit babe, sorry you feel too good let me just-” With a few shallow thrusts up, you feel as he comes down your throat. Immediately releasing you from his grip and allowing you to move back up. As his cum fills your throat, you try your best to swallow as much to prevent choking on it. Releasing him from your mouth, a few dribbles of cum trailed out from your mouth. Rodrick watched as you used your tongue to lick up the remaining drops and swallow it down. He groans at the action, getting half hard at the unintentional sexy display you just put on.
“Uh, let me get you some water.” Rodrick says as he rushes to put on his pants and grab you a glass. You nod as he leaves the room and lay down to relax from the work just done. Coming back in, he hands you a refreshing glass of water that you gulp down, washing the taste of cum from your mouth.
“Can I… Um return the favour?” Rodrick asks shyly, twiddling his fingers and looking at you with his brown puppy dog eyes. You shake your head and drag him into bed, too tired to deal with his shenanigans.
“Maybe another day babe. I’m tired and you still kinda suck at giving head, but I'll teach you when I have the energy for it.” Wrapping yourself around him, he buries his head into your chest as a soft apology and relaxes into your touch.
The next morning you are surprised with breakfast in bed, pancakes drizzled in honey and waffles that were only slightly charred. It also came with a pretty cute server, but you only let him know that after he brought you your orange juice.
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