[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[valtsv]

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

[spid3r-trans]

nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

[talkwithtatsu]

This is gonna be so funny

[andouble]

Sleepy girls who get up before noon are so so so brave

[eggpuffs]

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[chillcrafting]

Centrioles are the churros of the cell

[chillcrafting]

[freakun]

[trying-my-bardest]

Cinematic parallels

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[strangerdarkerbetter]

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

[archivehead]

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’re a genius holy shit

[krisdoesart]

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

[mistertotality]

I love that this website is such a dumpster fire that we, the users, have to come up with hacks to find our own content.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[anarchy-kisses]

I’m just gonna uh...drop this picture

[mobpsycho100]

[cryptid-sighting]

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

[cowboy]

[ricepisspee]

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

[teething-possum]

Why

[ricepisspee]

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

[funkyness]

me in my dreams, fully believing im awake and that what im doing is normal, not questioning anything in the slightest:

[owlcitytweets]

[supergameboytwo]