battery acid, fucknuts!

em | she/her | 29 | cryptkeepher on ao3

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[ilyaszoloft]

i'll follow where your light goes

shane hollander/ilya rozanov | rated t | 5.1k

Shane’s heart drops into his stomach. “Ilya,” he breathes. His vision goes blurry, throat tight. He tries to swallow it down and focus, shove his swirling thoughts into a neat little box, but it’s impossible. He feels—he might throw up, actually. “Are you seriously telling me you tried to fucking kill yourself?”

“Yes,” Ilya agrees blandly, “It did not work.”

tw: suicide attempt, mental illness, ablest language (self-directed)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[ilyaslouis]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.01 | 1.06

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[femmenerd]

ilya rozanov: i prefer to have sex with people i like and trust. this is because i am LAZY. it has nothing at all to do with the fact that i have been emotionally abused, neglected, and/or abandoned by my family, the people who were supposed to love me. i am not starved for affection!! NYET. i am just a fundamentally lazy person. never mind that i am a world-class professional athlete—one of the best players in the NHL—an accomplishment regularly achieved by indolent sloths.

[andrew-garfielld]

IT: WELCOME TO DERRY S01E08 | Winter Fire

[funmustbealways]

cannot stop rewatching the part where ilya recognizes miles and then scans the crowd like bisexual terminator

[ticklefighthockey]

shane putting on his dorky little glasses and reading his military biographies or whatever in bed while ilya is busy like, doing body shots and snorting lines of cocaine off hot women in the club. jacob tierney was like it's soooooo important for you to understand that this is a slut 4 dweeb pairing. it's so vital

[ilyaszoloft]

fleeting

shane hollander / ilya rozanov

content warnings: a/b/o, unplanned pregnancy, miscarriage

The words start spilling out faster than he can think them, a desperate spew of apologies and half-explanations through ragged gasps, vision blurry at the edges. “I swear, I didn’t know. I would have told you, I wouldn’t have—I wouldn’t have played if—” Shane cuts himself off with a sob. “With my suppressants, I shouldn’t even be able to get—”

“You are pregnant,” Ilya says, his dark eyes unreadable.

Shane just closes his eyes. “I was.”

An alternate version of Shane's accident on the ice.

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75707846

[ilyaszoloft]

the funniest thing about ilya's reaction to miles is that without context it looks like a gay guy shooting his shot with a hot hockey player only for said hockey player to go full millie bobby brown seeing a rainbow drawing and turn away like a serial killer

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[buckleyy]

and one more thing!! so we’ve basically confirmed scott has clocked shane and ilya. and as a person struggling with being a closeted queer hockey player you’d think hey maybe he would try to talk to them and bond since they’re all going through similar things. NOPE. he brought a gun to the ice and said get out and take that weird bisexual man with you

[symphoniccowboy]

hollanov's separate issues w denial are soo funny . ilya's inner monologue is like i love DANGER & HOT SEX ! which is why i am obsessed with fucking shane hollander who only eats plain steamed fish & bitches me out for having even ONE cigarette & doesn't listen to music because he doesn't "get it" . meanwhile shane is staring grimly at a view overlooking a city skyline like he's batman going "This Horrible Fucked Up Thing Between Us ....... It Has To Stop ." & then the second he gets ilya alone he's like HIIIIIII stupid asshole 🥰 if u dont let me suck your dick right now im going to kill myself . awesome work guys seriously .

[ilyrozanov]

just to clarify, ilya rozanov doesn't care at all that shane hollander is dating rose landry.

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[flodaya]

#because with shane ilya always puts in so much work

[minddpalaces]