Hey

Idk

[hanaloveee]

Yuta is really THAT Bitch

[lunar-libran]

random thoughts about the rising signs

ARIES: literal jackass, in the best way. could beat you in a fight. tells the best jokes. won’t hesitate to help out their friends or family. genuine people.

TAURUS: the true procrastinator. so sweet and loving, on their own terms. a bit unmotivated. understanding. ambitious. work hard, play hard.

GEMINI: funny motherfuckers. aloof. their moods change quickly. can hold a conversation as easy as breathing. usually very friendly and spontaneous.

CANCER: actual crybaby. puts a lot of time and energy into their loved ones. can be a bit of a smart Alec. tough to get to open up. a people reader.

LEO: will contradict you even if they agree with you. actually adores ~good~ attention. warm-hearted. loves to show off their skills. genuinely caring of others.

VIRGO: the wisest rising sign. understands others easily. so sweet. incredibly talkative and witty when you’d least expect it. will call you up just to chat. plant people.

LIBRA: charmers. sometimes a bit judgmental. will kick your ass in a debate, if they can decide what side to argue. has a relaxing presence. la vie en rose.

SCORPIO: you literally cannot trick them. smart motherfuckers. has a lot of guilt and self-denial that they don’t understand. will be there for you for whatever you’re going through. needs connection.

SAGITTARIUS: so humorous and talkative. literally will go anywhere with you at any hour of the day. the opposite of a people-pleaser. strong opinions. intellectual air about them.

CAPRICORN: the most ambitious. has a whole 10-year plan. cares very much about the future. can see right through and won’t take bullshit. will make you laugh with their sly humor.

AQUARIUS: adventurous. always up for a late night talk. cool exterior. people want them to be more responsive. so open-minded and nonjudgmental.

PISCES: soft soul. will ask you about your day and actually care. smart intuition. changeable nature. just wants to get along and have fun. will make you feel understood.

[joshanddrake]

[apollogise]

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

[ohbellamy]

#iconic

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[anyachulotra]

Ariana Grande on recording her latest album: ‘thank u, next’.

[shitthesignssay]

Zodiac based Love posts (or lack of it)

Zodiac Posts

Shit the Signs Say to Their Dates

Shit the Signs Say to get the D (or V)

How to Make a Great First Impression with the Signs

Consider a Relationship with the Signs if…

How the Signs Show That They Love You

Kissing Styles of the Signs

You Know the Signs are dumping you when…

Love Notes From the Signs

How to Attract the Signs

How to Get the Signs to Forgive You

How to get Revenge on the Signs

The Signs in Love

I Love My…

When You Cheat on the Signs…

Pick-Up Lines to Hook the Signs

Signs That the Signs May Be Cheating

You Know You’re with the Zodiac When

How to Ruin a Date with the Signs

How to Poison the Signs

Gifts for the Signs

Media

(500) Days of Summer

American Psycho

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Harold and Maude

Junjou Romantica

Moulin Rouge

The Notebook

Pride & Prejudice

Romeo & Juliet

Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi

Sex and the City

Titanic

UP

Gifs

The Signs Alone on Valentines Day

The Signs Around Their Crush

How the Signs Reject Someone

The Signs Reacting to the Approach of Valentines Day

The Signs Reaction to Being Dumped

How the Signs Steal Your Significant Other

The Zodiac Signs on a Date

Most to Least

Most to Least Likely to:Murder Someone They Love

Most to Least Likely to:Picture You Naked at an Inappropriate Time

Most to Least Likely to: Love Valentines Day

Best to Worst at Dealing with Heartbreak

Compatibility

Friendship Compatibility  

Romantic Compatibility

Trick or Treating Compatibility

Compatibility Chart

Roommate Compatibility

Is it Meant to be?

Valentine Card

Valentine Card 2

Valentine Card 3

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Wow I couldn’t imagine to get that blessed but my bank account is in negatives

PayPal is real??

[ama-personal]

Maybe someone wealthy enough to spare at the right moment will see this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[hxrumann]

If you'd still love Jimin without abs, reblog this.

I wanna see how many actually love this baby for him…not just his chocolate. 

[our-kpopreact]

Jimin thinks we only like him when he exposes his bare skin… Stop asking him to show his abs or I will punch you in the fucking throat.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[jehovahhthickness]

On god???? Ok!!!!

[senpaiyashi]

I will just wait, reblogged this on Tuesday 11:26 pm

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

Jungkook doing aegyo in English aaww

[hellazodiac]

moodboard // moon in the 5th house

“…and then, I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough?” ~ vincent van gogh

[botharelightweights]

signs as things said at my (public) school

aries: “you can’t spell success without succ”

taurus: “all this homework but no will to live”

gemini: “my life is like the shrek series: terrible but it just won’t end”

cancer: “this is seriously what jesus died for?”

leo: “you just got…bamboozled”

virgo: “i’m not joining your fucking cult”

libra: “yesterday i almost lost myself to the void”

scorpio: “stop coughing in my air”

sagittarius: “you remind me of myself. i hate you”

capricorn: “wow, taking the stairs two steps at a time! bold”

aquarius: “is that the injected weed getting to me or”

pisces: “don’t fuck with me, i have a sharpie”

[cvpricornus-deactivated20240806]

the planets

sun: energy of self-expression (how we create)

moon: energy of reflection (how we react)

mercury: energy of intelligence (how we think)

venus: energy of pleasure (how we love)

mars: energy of force (how we act)

jupiter: energy of generosity (how we expand)

saturn: energy of structure (how we control)

uranus: energy of awakening and sudden change (how we invent)

neptune: energy of the mysterious (how we inspire)

pluto: energy of death and rebirth (how we transform)