caroline

Caroline | Poland | ginger :c

[lockzinhas]

[aprilkepners-archive]

ultimate top ten ships meme → brooklyn nine nine ships (as voted by my followers) #1. jake/amy “Ames, today has been a crazy day. But I shouldn’t be surprised because we’ve had a lot of crazy days. There was our first date, our first kiss, the first time you told me you loved me and the day you told me you would marry me. Also yesterday and the day before that and the day before that. Because every single day that I get to be with someone as amazing as you is crazy to me.”

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT

[afakepsychic]

[baelockscreens]

Like if you save ♥

[jonahsimms]

[ohbellamy]

I love you. And I’m worried about dancing in front of our friends. The end.

[amystiago]

PLEASE WATCH BROOKLYN NINE NINE 

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

[sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode]

Even if it’s historically accurate?

[marzipanandminutiae]

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[somestraightartist]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[goteveryonewatchinus]

Anne Frank, Audrey Hepburn, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were born in the same year: 1929.

[cinexphile-deactivated20190801]

Donald Trump on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (1994)

[imabatmanbro]

Ashley is America

[guysgrungex]

[photogenicsoul]

he’s so gorgeous // @vinceking_ on insta

[photogenicsoul]

🤤

[overdramatictomylover]

Baby Driver (2017), dir. Edgar Wright

“So here’s the thing, I’m looking at some of the country’s finest thugs and of course young Mozart in a go-cart over there. People love great bank robbery stories, so let’s give them something full and brazen as fuck to talk about over their lattes.”