Jesus Christ I'm Not Scared To Die

Kelly. 22. VA. Scorpio. Introvert. Ig: kelly_johan

[userparamore]

i’m gonna draw my lipstick wider than my mouth / and if the lights are low, they’ll never see me frown

THIS IS WHY | PARAMORE

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[ofallingstar]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

[whimsicalsuns]

Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!

The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:

[wizardchampion]

I hate the rhetoric, and I’ve seen a lot of this shit, particular with Turning Red, that periods are not appropriate for ‘children.’ One reviewer, for example, on Facebook said it wasn’t appropriate for her children who were 9 and 10 years old. And it’s like, lady, several of my friends were 9 and 10 years old when they had their first period.

If periods weren’t so stigmatized, and vagina owner’s bodies so sexualized, maybe my friend’s could’ve been saved the shame of starting your period and not knowing what it was. Maybe they, and me as well, would’ve been saved the constant shame of something our body does naturally. It’s just misogyny, shaming something like this. It doesn’t protect children to shame it and hide it, it only hurts them.

[mobpsycho100]

this is probably my most favorite animation cut by my most favorite animator of all time, the legendary shinya ohira and this scene alone is why i consider howl’s moving castle to be one of my most best animated ghibli movies

[spitblossoms]

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[frowningfox]

My cat likes to keep a schedule and if I don’t go to bed on time he just… sits somewhere nearby and stares at me until I go to bed.

Tonight while doing that, he fell asleep

So instead of going to bed like he wanted me to I made him into a meme

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[courierrsix]

[demigordo]

No seriously he really did.

[professor-doc-emeritus]

important distinction that often fails to get mentioned is that jojos jesus is actually mormon jesus

[lenacraft]

[softgrlfriend]

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

[samtf]

enemies to lovers but its just me and my brain

[clusterb-itch]

[kvothes]

on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[ultra-strawberry]

She really making it onto all sides of Tumblr

[wa-kaizen-deactivated20211217]

I cannot risk it

[astrojoy]

Sorry I already have enough going on

[hothotchxcolate-deactivated2022]

Damn it I hate these reblog posts. But I’m not talking any chances.

[the-wild-candy]

Okay. I had to do it now.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Couldn’t hurt anything right??

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

[witchfromthemidwest]

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

@thatpettyblackgirl

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

[haroldhatter-deactivated2019081]

I don’t think I’ve reblogged this yet this week, but I did see it earlier today, and I got a new job! 

And I went in assuming that it would just be a volunteer job, but I’m getting paid $15 an hour! 

[team-flashh]

HOLY FUCK! I GOT A RAISE!!!

I came into work and bumped into my boss and she said that she was looking for me because she wanted to let me know about my raise. This shit worked in an hour omg

[raspberri-iced-tea]

i fuckin need some good news right about now so pile it on

[dazaifeminism-deactivated202010]

please lol

[camiladelrio98]

Nothing I need more than this

[nhkells-deactivated20210304]

Same I need something rn!