You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance!

26.Scotland.Workaholic.Book Reader.Xbox Enthusiast.Licensed Alcoholic.Terrible Human Being.House Baratheon

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[ot3-old]

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

[ot3-old]

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[dinuguan]

[tariqah]

DIE

[meganuckingfutsnix-deactivated2]

TLJ CASINO SCENE KICK BACK….

“Louder for the fuckers at the back!!!” 🙌🏼👏🏻

[rottenest-boi-blog]

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

[tiwaztyrsfist]

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship. Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still. Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy. Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

[gunzomi]

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[aperiodofsoftness]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[hedancedhisdid]

[magicwithcolors]

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[rorytelling]

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

[johnjanuarius]

Well, obviously Bruce Wayne wouldn’t want to be in Gotham when Batman is in recovery and can’t protect the city. Duh!

[orbsdotorg]

And that’s how “The Coward Bruce Wayne” became an incredibly popular Gotham meme

[mockwa]

дракончик

[iron-sunrise]

I envy soft glassblowers. If Flameworkers want to do this we need a lathe or hand tools that havent been in production since 2003 and thus have to be made custom. >.< *shakes punty at them*

[bishopmyles313]

Bruh what

[crowsfan]

I recognise a lot of these techniques from sugar blowing except we use our bare hands to mould the sugar because it’s not as hot.

[mermaid-beemo]

Sometimes people ask if it feels weird having a sibling who’s fourteen years younger than me and sometimes yeah, it does but like the other day my youngest sister (she’s five rn) came downstairs without any pants on while crying and I thought huh maybe we’re not so different after all.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are nearly the same as Tamagotchies. The only difference is that the stupid little creature you need to keep alive is yourself.