Whatever floats my Goat

Hi I'm Jess ^-^ Nerd herd represent. Basically, I'm the Anti-Cute. I'm an asexual angst queen who likes punk rock and marvel. I have an obsession with spiderman and I'm majoring in music. Expect fandoms and stuff I like. Background image:http://fallenzephyrart.tumblr.com/post/79956314222/a-silly-design-i-quickly-whipped-up-that-i

[blackirishweab]

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

[that4amkick]

a wizard

[kitty]

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmaonade]

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

[everythingfox]

The best thing you will see today (🔊)

[acrestfallenimmortal]

Oh. My. God. I have never made a more girlish squeal in my life than I did just now. The little noises! THE LITTLE NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sociolab]

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

[earthmoonlotus]

I really don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this

[aliyaraey-deactivated20171111]

Because this needs to be reblogged….

[jedda-martele]

I remember learning this for the first time as an adult. I had grown up thinking education was the great playing field leveler. So I was so furious to find out how very much it wasn’t anything of the kind.

[ayellowbirds]

This is a big part of why you’ll often see rich white people fussing about school district lines, because they hate the idea that their money is going towards the education of poor children.

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool

negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest

ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend

russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american

ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand

domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye

ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye

vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity

ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian

blind al (comics): white

ryan reynolds: black

deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian

ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I!?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?!

[kaiserbeamz]

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

[taiga-fujimura-official]

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

[kaiserbeamz]

….would I what?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

RADDA RADDA

[kaiserbeamz]

Yes. I would. Thank you.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

[theambassadorposts]

This is a beautiful thing to spread.

[captainmarvall]

reasons deadpool needs to be in the mcu

[tintinintibet]

hetalia was so obviously fucked up how did we as a society allow that fandom to reach the magnitude it did

[tintinintibet]

it’s…quite literally called “Axis Powers Hetalia” and like. no one batted an eye. axis powers is right there in the name

[racefaker]

…

[anarchomoop]

Lots of people batted an eye at the time.  Anti-hetalia backlash, especially from Jewish anime fans, was fucking huge.  And it didn’t stop them from invading convention spaces, showing up dressed as nazis, etc.  I heard a story from a friend that while they were at a convention a Jewish kid had a panic attack over a group of Hetalia fans that were dressed as nazis and heiling and shit and the Jewish kid got kicked out of the con for “making a scene.”  I don’t remember the con, but it was in Minnesota.  Hetalia has a large part of the blame for the modern “anime right.”  It certainly didn’t directly cause them, hell, most of them probably aren’t Hetalia fans, but it’s because of Hetalia that they learned they could be openly and brazenly fascist and the American anime community would protect them for it instead of shunning them.

[yohandere]

hey the Jewish person was actually one of my friends, this happened at Anime Detour in Minneapolis, MN. this is all true and it was terrible.

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[deactivated-blog]

here i come!!!!!! 

shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

shlap shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

[veliseraptor]

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

[seagodofmagic]

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

[veliseraptor]

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

[flatluigi]

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

[fozmeadows]

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

[sinbadism]

What’s amazing about this is that Hemingway’s writing is never this good in any other situation

[onlyblackgirl]

I love facts.

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[lez-be-honest-together]

I actually fucking appreciate this so much over the reblog or bullshit

[rabbittiddy]

Fuck I’m replugging for this literal stag party.