hell yeah ID time

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tumblr tags saying: #uk politics, #before being allowed to run for party leadership politicians should get two letters from psychologists or psychiatrists #diagnosing them with severe political ambitions that cannot be alleviated by any other means, #also there should be long waiting times for those assessments because maybe they're just faking for attention, #allowing politicians to become party leaders should be an absolute last resort #especially if there's a reasonable chance it could lead to becoming prime minister, #we need to protect them from themselves they don't know what they're doing

/end ID]

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: First image, D.W. from Arthur standing against the rain with her arms out, eyes closed and mouth slightly open.

Second image, tags saying "#to release your inhibitions maybe, #perhaps even to feel the rain on your skin"

/end ID]

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tweet from @/gaulicsmith saying 'Millennials use "lol" like STOP at the end of a telegram lol'.

/end ID]

[blond-shell]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tweet from Beautiful Norman Woman @/SillyBWoman, saying "Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas"

/end ID]

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[brakvrack]

FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: A 4chan post, with an image of an extremely angry, red Wojak.

Some of the original text has been edited over to say "mfw I like literary analysis but I also like gay fanart of characters kissing so i am stuck here with you dumb virgins".

/end ID]

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: Two images, first is a transit map on the wall, someone has written over it in marker, saying "if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary I ain't giving up. I swear."

The second image is the same writing isolated and transparent.

/end ID]

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: sorcerousmotes replied to your post, "everyone is greeting you with the motto"

/end ID]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: search result for Princess of Friendship jobs on Indeed.com.

"We didn't find any results for this search."

/end ID]

[my-dailydreams]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tweet from @/chanceposts, saying "I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything"

/end ID]

[lovrito]

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

[runcibility]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: #finally...the one thing tumblr won't fuck

/end ID]

[whenwebothfell]

i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

[whenwebothfell]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: #me when my mutuals make a text post

/end ID]

[my-dailydreams]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tiktok screenshot, text saying "This is your sign to go nature rotting instead of bed rotting", over an image of someone lying face down next to a sunny, idyllic lake surrounded by trees.

/end ID]

[depsidase]

[deadelated]

Isn't this shell ridge preserve or briones trail? my homie pissed off a cliff near here

[woodrider]

what did your homie do to make the cliff so angry

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: text over an image of someone standing on a trail surrounded by grass and hills and other scenery of that sort. It says:

"Me: kilogram,

ogram: no pls don't do it,

Pls: i was never going to,

i: it's true,

true: yogurt,

gurt: yo

/end ID]

[unbotheredmuse]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: tweet from @/ssridispenser: not right now babe i need 2 be weird by myself in my bedroom

/end ID]

[catchymemes]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: text saying "Me after the washer and dryer done their part and now its my turn". Behind is an image of someone with their head in their hands, surrounded by piles of washing.

/end ID]

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: During the northern winter, blackbirds can be heard quietly singing to themselves.

/end ID]

[lesbianrey]

callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

[imaj-descriptions]

[ID: Text message saying:

hey fine sir

are you han solo?

wasn't gonna ask

but then I thought, "Yolo!"

all the ladies love me

they call me glup shitto

and the man-loving fellas

they all shout "Ditto!"

The message is reacted with a thumbs down.

/end ID]