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titimylove

ready for his torah studies & bark mitzvah

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I scream

k-eke

Relax and have a spoopy massage.

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Hypotheses

satanstrousers

I experienced magic in Central Park today

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Big props to the goblins who got Sirius the gold from his vault and didn’t fucking narc on him.

lytefoot

Gringotts does not care about wizard law.

Does the treaty say they have to call the wizard cops if Sirius Black turns up? No? No, it doesn’t, the treaty doesn’t say anything about Azkaban escapees, because that’s not supposed to be able to happen. What the treaty does say is, wizard shows up with his vault key, the goblins let him into his vault. That’s the rules. Sit on it, wizards.

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The law: criminals are not allowed to open their vaults

Sirius: well TECHNICALLY i was never given a trial which means i was never found guilty so i can’t be a criminal

Goblin: that checks out, come on down

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d1rtypaws

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it