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vermisvest

everything I’ve ever wanted

fckyeahundergroundhiphop

2000ish

“buckle up”

sandradrivas

peppapigvevo

fucking dinosaurs got this

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britishpike

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

moonkiip

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

kate-waydrug

WAIT WHAT

spurdo-spaerde

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

wowsodoge

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when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

suicideisquad

‘Why didn’t you get a squad tattoo?’

fjordfolk

goblindogs

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

homosozialismus

who’s a good girl?

africanaquarian

my future kid: mom you remember 2016 right?

me: *closes eyes and takes a deep sigh as darkness and evil surfaces in my mind through my memories* yes…

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remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

taco-bell-rey

How do you suck dick, i want to suck this boys dick

you gotta embrace the dick

you gotta sniff the dick

you gotta lick the dick

you gotta date the dick

you gotta BE THE DICK

milkandsocks

I am so happy this exist

just-shower-thoughts

I have never seen grape ice cream.

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Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah.

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.