Twenty-Bi-Teen

Maia | 19 | i didn’t plan on making it this far

[found-bodies]

[skrytch]

also

[with-practice]

0 to 100

[feminists-against-feminism]

There was no zero here

[whoredrigo]

Me reading this 

[shitboy96]

Pokemon is problematic because it normalises the hunting and capturing of wild animals that were otherwise perfectly happy and safe in their natural habitadmdbwjdbbsns

[skullforbrains]

[meanplastic]

ICONIC

[powerfulwizard]

We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.

[browngirlsgang]

more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody gives a shit because we can’t use it to justify imperialism

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[animalwoonz]

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

tbh I just fuckin love when people pull the “what are you, deaf?” crap on me because the horrified expression they make when I pull my hair back to reveal my hearing aids and quietly say “yes” as though my heart is broken is the most beautiful thing like serves you right asshole i hope you feel shitty for the rest of the week and never do that to anyone else ever again

[pragnificent]

u are a hero

[itsagifnotagif]

I am speechless I knew he was a fucking idiotic dumbass but not that he literally has the intelligence of an ant. Actually that’s insulting to ants.

[mens-rights-activia]

[bicth-and-in-that-order]

The aliens a thousand years from now brushing up on their 2010’s slang in order to comprehend what this is saying

[imbitchsexual]

i haven’t been on here in a fat minute but why tHE FUCK is tumblr so dark lmfaoo

[ampervadasz]

Be free !

[afronerdism]

You can’t trap cats

[snorlaxatives]

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

[plasmalogical]

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

[neopetpolitician]

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[funnypicsdept]

[sabrerattler]

[kylierocket]

Please, someone give me the context of this?

[firegodjr]

This is Jerry Miculek, he’s literally a world record holding sport shooter, possibly the best of all time. He often makes these comedy videos where he shows off his shooting skills or stuff he thinks is cool. The video is from the one where he got a Glock styled after the NES Zapper.

And here’s him hitting a target with a pistol from an insane distance:

[roguemechanic]

That insane distance is 1000 (Yes, one thousand) yards with a 9mm revolver. I believe it was his first shot too.

[grawly]