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Outgrew my old user name, so changing it.

The same silly, nonsensical, irrelevant content will remain.

#bye to demiguiselady #hello imbrith

gabbysthoughts4thots

Reason #1434354 other than being broke as to why I’ve never been on Martha’s Vineyard

Girl tf you mean ticks could make me allergic to steak😓

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

#massachusetts #lonestar tick

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

#trans rights #trans pride #stand with your trans family and friends and fight for them too

balzog

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

chewedcorn

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

54viruses

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

drtanner

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

biglawbear

Gary, Indiana is a city, and actually the inspiration for the stage name of the actor Gary Cooper, who then popularized it as a first name

transheadcrab

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

khamingbird-blog

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

transheadcrab

the what

transheadcrab

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

punkrorschach

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

transheadcrab

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

bomberqueen17

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

antiocheanism

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

#massachusetts #cranberry bog

So, my doll head had been given a recycled tracking number. Apparently, this is a common thing. When the new package gets scanned and enters the system, it overwrites the previous tracking.

Except mine kept saying it was dropped off at the post office on May 20th, and delivered somewhere in Oregon on March 23rd. I live in Massachusetts. And that would have been some interesting time travel.

My friend opened up a claim and she kindly offered to paint a new head for me. Yesterday, I ordered a blank that is close to the sculpt I originally had, along with some clothes.

Got home from work today to find a box on my step.

From my friend.

That is still showing the wrong tracking.

But that would be my head.

And she is just as beautiful as I'd hoped.

Guess I'll have to make that blank into a friend.

#doll #kiki #dollblr #yuki nagato #doll repaint #dollfie dream

#cat #maggie #caturday #gnu peter morwood

vacuously-true

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.