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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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if i look back, i am lost
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@imbrith
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today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...
i love knitting socks and it does bother me when people tell me they are too beautiful to wear bc like. that is the point. im spending time making this thing to keep your feet warm and protected. yes my knitting is art but its also practical. yes it may wear out or rip but its a sock! they are meant to do that. all fabric wears out eventually and id rather someone wear holes in the objects i make and then throw them out when they are not useful as socks anymore then have them sit behind glass on display
I made a pair for a friend once. Six months later, she mentioned then, saying that she kept them in her dresser and hld them occasionally to feel how soft they were. (It was a cashmere/merino blend) But that she never wire them because that would ruin them.
I quietly took her off my list of people I knit for.
Happy Moon Day!
Happy Fucking Moon Day
@hellenhighwater @copperbadge
These popcorns are very spicy.
"Cats on selfies": This ad for Tesco Mobile has been running a long time now on Irish TV (in a slightly cut-down form). And it's hilarious. "Egghead. Howya?" "….Bad."
Rocket cat! 😂
Maggie loves her Cactus Buddy.
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
Official Post of Massachusetts
Today was a productive day.
Hair appointment, bank appointment for my CD that matured, made an appointment for next week with the Cemetery Commissioner to pick out a cremation plot, worked on a cardigan for one of my grandnephews, and "painted" a swan on my 3DS in Art Academy.
Yup, a productive day.
Midnight Pals: Sea hides its dead
Megan Bontrager: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sea hides its dead Bontrager: where are the dead? Bontrager: you'll never find 'em Bontrager: and why's that? Bontrager: cuz the sea is hiding them
Bontrager: so this big giant obelisk just rises up out of the ocean HP Lovecraft: out of the o-ocean?? Bontrager: yup! right out of the deepest watery, sodden depths Lovecraft: [sweats] nothing good comes from down there
Wile E Young: gotta love an obelisk Bontrager: i know, right?! Bontrager: they're the best Bontrager: especially from the sea Young: oh i don't know Bontrager: ESPECIALLY FROM THE SEA
Bontrager: now naturally when you see a giant obelisk rise out of the sea Bontrager: you would probably think it was related to that ancient eternal ocean-based cult that we all know and love Lovecraft: an ocean based cult?? Bontrager: yes Bontrager: very sodden Bontrager: much watery
Bontrager: so naturally an obsessed academic investigates Lovecraft: oh an obsessed academic? i like this part Bontrager: yeah, i thought you would! Barker: oh wow, howard likes an obsessed academic? Barker: what a surprise Barker: someone alert the media
Bontrager: there is something that you should know about this obsessed academic though Bontrager: it's that he's a massive jerk! Bontrager: who is sleeping with his grad student! Lovecraft: hey! what are you trying to pull here?? Lovecraft: this isn't the literary fiction campfire!
Bontrager: but he puts together a team Bontrager: but it turns out that everyone on this team has a dark secret Bontrager: and before the end, in this watery tomb… Bontrager: all secrets will be revealed! Bontrager: all questions will be answered! Bontrager: all socks will be sodden!
Bontrager: cuz it turns out that the eldritch god of this obelisk Bontrager: forces you to confront your greatest trauma and atone Koontz: like the guy in Star Trek V?? Bontrager: Bontrager: what Bontrager: no
Bontrager: not like star trek V Bontrager: no, more like god would demand Bontrager: i mean god is always demanding that kind of thing Bontrager: it's kind of god's whole bit Bontrager: why would you think of star trek Koontz: i just thought Koontz: i just Koontz: god was in star trek V Diane Duane: that was a false god, dean, and they destroyed him
Bontrager: look, the important thing is this eldritch god forces you to confront your trauma Bontrager: and through it, you will do a personal growth Bontrager: as you come to terms with some heavy shit Bontrager: if you think about it, this eldritch god is actually really good for your mental health Lovecraft: oh i don't like that :(