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Well, this might be a 0 hours of sleep kinda night
if you participate in the "anti ISFF" campaign, and think you don't come across like the conservatives who relentlessly harassed Dylan Mulvaney over an ad, or the 4channers who tortured Christine Chandler for decades, because you have pronouns in your bio, than youre wrong.
You got people named "isuggestrapingTMAs" on your side, you are a deplorable human being and I hope you rot in a ditch.
I fucking hate all you cunts. All of you that took the blog of a trans woman wanting to help other repressed girls and turned it into that. A mockery. A way to hurt her and so many other trans women for not taking your abuse.
Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.
Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.
Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind
One of the most frequent requests we got in playtesting Eat God is a bigger Random Quirks table. This is the first of several planned expansions for playtest draft 0.8, previewing the 3xx entries (i.e., 311 through 366 on a d666); contributions from co-writers @ribstongrowback, Ashley Flanagan, and Zach Welhouse.
You know, if I didn’t already know that you were helping to make this, the usage of the phrase “milieu-appropriate ephemera” would’ve been a dead giveaway
see, I'd have quoted "calendrical malfeasance" as an even more life-devoid giveaway.
Joke's on you, then – that one is Ashley and Zach's fault!
Have they been working with you long? Maybe reading your stuff for years? Just because you didn't do it doesn't mean your not at fault.
you're hype and cool and loved btw. imagine a suletta
Woah......
WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥
I was hungry on my way home from this workshop so I popped into Taco Bell to get something with absolutely 0 diarrhea lettuce and hoping I wouldn’t have someone contemplate hatecriming me tonight. I was waiting on a shitty value menu burrito when this dude comes in and starts talking to a white lesbian who was waiting for her order across from me.
He was trying to hit on her with bad jokes and I was keeping an eye on them bc she was obviously uncomfortable, and after his joke fell flat and he bitched about her not laughing at a good joke, I commented to her “is this how straight men flirt these days?” and he whirls around and says “im not a straight man, im a thespian flirting.”
So im like “Yeag i already know youre the worst type of theatre kid” and he says some shit to which I respond “oh trust me I know, I used to be a professional dancer” and he gets MAD, says he’s a dancer too, and to his credit does do some shit to “prove” it to me with proper technique, but then attempts a battement derrière which he gets good range on,,, but also pulls something doing it causing him to crumble to the floor.
He apologizes to both of us then leaves and sits on the sidewalk out front, and I chat with her til he leaves and we both go on our way. 💀💀💀
Y’know if this wasn’t a demeaning and possibly dangerous situation, him thinking he could justify his behavior if he just pulled off a cool enough dance move to impress you both is really funny. Bird-ass behavior.
I don't want to be tumblr's favourite little lolcow. I don't want to have to see every person i know on this site that isn't a transfeminist casually refer to me as this big bad or laugh at me. I can't even state how widespread it is, it's just everywhere. You people are monsters. This world is full of monsters that need their little evil freak to point and laugh at.
Bye.
(Piloting a massive scary machine, freaking the fuck out): “umm. Miss Handler.. I don’t know if I can do this.. what if I mess up :(“
(My Sister sitting in the passenger seat of my car, Google Maps open, unamused, sighing): “sweetie I promise I will let you know when the turn comes up.”
(Suddenly drooling all over myself): “um handler I think the stimulants just hit..”
(My Sister, enraged) “tell me you did not take edibles before driving-“
(Sees some white dude in a truck) “ENEMY COMBATANTS!” (Swerves into the other lane)
Halo that's directly and rigidly attatched to the angel girls skull but in a kind of higher dimensional way, where there's no visible physical connection you can interact with, but it is absolutely and immovably locked in its position relative to the angels head, so if you grab her by the halo you can drag her around by it and move her head around as you please <3
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The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.
similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken
Spartan propaganda usually only works if you stop right before the end of the story tbh
does anyone have a link to that one post where its like a bunch of girls in a school and I think they were doing a fortune teller bit or something but a bunch of boys go up to them with their problems and everytime they just recommend something to the effect of "have you tried crossdressing?"
This one?
it spreads…
oh there’s even more!
same artist
you truly can't have gimmicks as a transfem, huh.
like (and i know these aren't gimmick blogs but personal blogs with a particular focus), i-suggest-forcefem? plagiarized endlessly by tmras. yay-bunnies? plagiarized endlessly by tmras. they want our product but not us. tho like even blogs with pretty much zero gimmicks have impersonators, like sailatina for example.
of course only the original transfems are banned
checks out. our job is to generate "queer culture" for free and then get swapped out if we're considered uppity about anything
Unfortunately were gonna have to start killing men. transition or else
Aww man, did the dart guns full of estrogen program get discontinued?
It would be quite nice if all the people currently stalking my blog could fuck off and die actually. Since you people don't understand what a block button means. Stop talking about me stop stalking me stop harassing me. I'm not your fucking freak show to laugh at and pretend you're a good person because of it i'm real. Go away
Can the Borg assimilate me already
Posts I would have already sent to Quasi if I weren't reblogging it from her this very second
Quasi gets my borg posting direclty from the tap and vice versa <3