[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

tfw when a dragon attacks you, a literal child with mental illness

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[6qubed]

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

[branfraser]

Reese Witherspoon in LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[cryptidjeepers]

alex hirsch didnt fight to make those two sheriffs gay in the last five minutes of the show after being denied any kind of representation from disney for two seasons for disney to use gravity falls as their proof that they support lgbt

[stopaskingformykik]

Bill: I have brought you two into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game-

Stan, bound at the wrists and sitting next to Ford on the forest floor: Knife Monopoly

Bill:

Ford:

Bill: No, I was just gonna hunt you two for sport, but now I’m more interested in whatever the fuck “Knife Monopoly” is

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

[snuffysbox]

Updated version of an old thing of the best pals

[toastbutteregg]

[rosalielesbianhale]

you’re telling me that bella moved from sunny arizona to rainy and snowy forks, washington and didn’t get a cold for the first two years? unrealistic.

show me bella sniffling and worrying that edward will find her gross.

give me edward, who died of the spanish influenza, absolutely losing his shit.

give me edward drawing bella a bath and worrying that it’s too hot or too cold.

give me bella shivering underneath a mountain of blankets and edward crying in the corner because he can’t cuddle her.

give me edward kissing bella despite all her coughing and sneezing with bella being embarrassed, saying, “don’t, i’m disgusting” and edward stroking her feverish skin and simply replying “you’re not. you’re beautiful.”

give me bella with a cold, smeyer, you Coward.

[diamondkissle]

give me Bella using Edward’s cold skin to cool her fever down??

[leechonspeeddial]

Twilight AU but Phil is actually a vampire. The cover is that he's a baseball player and that's why he moves so often

Renee wanted Bella to move with her dad because she was preparing for her own transformation, and she thinks that Bella will miss her less if they go their own separate ways before she turns

[imwiththevampires]

Imagine if after 80 years or so Bella and Renee run into each other both as vampires

[bisexual-bella-swan]

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[thebittervampire]

You’re sweet on me, honey, forever My queen bee and me together Forever You’re stuck with me, honey, forever It might sting, but just surrender Forever You’re hooked on me, honey, forever My queen bee and me together Forever

Ice Nine Kills — Farewell II Flesh for Candyman (1992)

[lisaminnci]

Here’s another curse for you. May all your bacon burn.

STUDIO GHIBLI + FOOD

[ part 1 ] [ part 2 ] [ part 3 ] [ part 4 ]

[pitbolshevik]

the girls are fightingggg

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[stars-bean]

Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands (1990) dir. Tim Burton