Here Comes The Anxiety

"Let's begin by taking a smallish nap or two" Maggie.Gemini.Geek ❀I'm a mess❀

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[junglejim4322]

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

[advanced-passenger-train]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id ask God for another youth and id waste it again but in a different cardinal direction this s time

[feyosha]

Please continue about your business

[demiboydemon]

[lizardsmp3]

do you think they knew even then that it was gonna be forever

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[theflurgler]

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[roger-reblogs]

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

[tobiasbones]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[overlordofbisexuals]

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

[yankee-doodle-danger]

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[thymechaos]

sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.

[danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]