[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[happyheidi]

Omg he’s back!! How are you bud ??

“I’ve seen some things”

[omtai]

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

[nevvaraven]

Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

[galaxywarp]

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[papayajuan2019]

[shikigami-san]

No context needed

[daily-spooky]

[nicolegendary]

these two memes have equal and opposite energies

[princereece]

ok but how could you forget this one

[nicolegendary]

god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

[kaijuno]

[trek-tracks]

She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

[chxrchgay]

in hysterics

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Is there any more authentic bisexual experience than thinking that your personal experience of being Bi doesn't count so you have to consult a more authentic Bi person?

[clairenovvak]

a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[quackysprouts]

them

[ceevee5]

[umd]

if I had a pokemon I would just feed it burgers and slurpees and shit i dont care

[umd]

oh, you make poffins for your guys? that's soo fun. btw my infernape just landed 6 focus blasts in a row cause he heard we're going to ihop after this