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ruinedchildhood

wackywizardz

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thesituation

mean as fuck why is he doing that

qbc369

I can't stand it.

thesituation

someone has to do something

holdtightposts

bimbinis

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

bimbinis

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

Tweet by @/ksteeno in response to the headline by The Verge that says, “Instacart is firing every employee who voted to unionize.” The tweet reads, “If you are like me and have an annual membership, you can call and have them refund you for your unused months remaining. 1-888-246-7822. They ask for the reason for the cancellation, make sure you say it’s because of this.” End ID

creepyjirachi

link to the source

additional article by the united food and commercial workers international union, and one by CBS news

sunrisetune

The Verge article was posted on Janauary 21st, 2021

reconcicle

there are five frogs staring at me right now

adambloghart

but only one can be america’s next top model

porterr-robinson

deedeedoozle

[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]