I'm happy jk.

poopiehead, fandoms: CapRi | ROTE | danmei

[ao3feed-damenlaurent]

A Cheeky Lesson for the Prejudiced

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3X12g4D by Popiehead97 Damen and Laurent are friends and colleagues who usually talk on the phone while working. Damen doesn't know what Laurent looks like, but he's fully convinced he's ugly. Laurent makes him regret that. It's crack y'all. CW: This fic contains the phrase "Awooga", if that's too much for you, scroll on. Words: 1715, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Damen (Captive Prince), Laurent (Captive Prince), Nikandros (Captive Prince) Relationships: Damen/Laurent (Captive Prince) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Crack, Flirting, Awkward Flirting, Bad Flirting, Friends to Lovers, hidden identity, Identity Porn, Damen is horny, Laurent is a Little Shit, POV Damen (Captive Prince), Long-suffering Nikandros (Captive Prince), Pre-Relationship, Humor, i don't know how to tag, Swearing, Explicit Language read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3X12g4D

[elissiya]

I had to recreate

[imhappyjustkidding]

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT! Cunty and cuntier

[imhappyjustkidding]

[slyssnakes]

pirate au

[imhappyjustkidding]

Hey talented stranger, can I borrow your dolls and pretend they're another blond twink and bulky brunet duo?

[punkraccoon]

Interview with the vampire

[quelmdn]

[fitzlovedcomplex]

I finished Capitive Prince trilogy and short stories and let me start this by saying I really didn’t like the first book it was vastly uncomfortable but I continued because I am curious of all things.. To a degree that harms me sometimes BUT I actually ended up really enjoying this series far more than I thought possible. I think the first book caught me off guard because I really wasn’t expecting… that! However the more I read the more I began to feel for Damen and Laurent. I love doomed yaoi what can I say… What can I say.. I also quite enjoyed the way sex was used to continue the character work. The first book was meant to be extremely uncomfortable and fearful in regard to sex, it is power and forced submission. The second book really hit me in how Pacat uses sex as addition to the characters and not just specifically for erotica. There is something to be said about making sex more than sex. She does well with that. Also the politics actually did get really interesting and BRUTALL. Anyway suffice to say I love Damen and Laurent and I am using them to fill my Fitzloved ache. They remind me of them in their own way. Alternate timeline… Lord Golden and Tom Badgerlock walked so that Laurent and Damen could sprint with bloodied swords. #yay

[imhappyjustkidding]

Someone's talking about my 2 favourite fantasy series, must reblog

[randomfansstuff]

will i love you will

[imhappyjustkidding]

"won't" took me out

[imhappyjustkidding]

Yes I just discovered the glow paintbrush in infinity painter, why do you ask

[the-dread-wolf-who-dreams]

I'm sorry but people who de-contextualize events of Captive Prince in order to bash one character make no sense.

I've heard a few times some very heavy criticisms about Laurent's actions towards Damen in tome 1, with some even calling him ireedemeable, that make absolutely no sense BECAUSE they're decontextualized. It makes Laurent absolutely psychopathic, which he definitely is not.

The heinous acts he did towards Damen (because they were heinous) can only be understood in their context. We're talking about a very young man who has been horrifically abused for years since he was 13 years old, humiliated on a daily basis, stripped of all protection and resources, and kept in abject solitude, otrasized and sexually harassed by even his own soldiers and his own Court.

The trigger for all this was, in his eyes, the killing of his brother. He logically built up the murderer to be the sole reason for all his suffering and decided to inflict all he went through onto that person, once he had him in his power. Is it good ? Ofc not. Does that make sense for a troubled traumatized boy ? Yes it does. Does that make him a monster ? Definitely not. Is it still horrific ? Yes it is.

Some nuance is necessary here. Laurent would never have done all this to any Akielon soldier - as Damen himself said, he would have freed anyone else. Everything he tried to inflict upon Damen (Govart's rape in particular) was things he himself went through, and Damen was the real guilty responsible one in his eyes.

If you rob characters of their contexts, nothing makes sense and they all become just awul persons period. Damen himself, if you don't take into account the way he was raised, his environment and his culture, is a rapist and a killer : he owned slaves and spared not a single thought on whether they were consenting or not ; he chose to go kill Auguste when nobody asked him to. However, just like Laurent, he was the product of a society : his actions cannot be judged as if they were occuring in our society in the 21st century.

[drizzleli]

my contribution to the Quarrel

really quick sketch because I have to study but I HAD to draw this scene ugh

[oravenborn]

has this been done before?

[imhappyjustkidding]

I only read the bubbles and I knew who it was

[imhappyjustkidding]

Hi? Hello? Is Jinna talking about who I think she's talking about?

[greelin]

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

[spacenoirdetective]

Michael Whelan, cover art for "Assassin's Apprentice" by Robin Hobb, 1995

One of the saddest fantasy book series I've ever read.

[imhappyjustkidding]

The Fools hand on the left 🩷

[renegadesstuff]

TV SHOWS' (SHIP) WEDDINGS 🤍

MY LADY JANE (2024)

JANE GREY & GUILDFORD DUDLEY (JANEFORD)

[imhappyjustkidding]

Damn I forgot about them. Guess it's time for a rewatch

[gremlininho]

men should kiss men.

women should kiss women.

[imhappyjustkidding]

I appreciate this post but with dark mode the darker blues weren't showing and with my bad eyes my first assumption was "men should kill men. Women should kiss women." And that is a very different message lol.