we're all lost kids

I'm your friendly neighbourhood Malpal. Real Friends makes me feel right.

[iminthenude]

I got a titty tattoo

[rcah]

[coffiero]

wilson (expensive mistakes) // fall out boy

[melon-official]

r/stardewvalley

[snout]

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[ctrlego]

[saying]

[memewhore]

[setheverman]

what the fuck is this

[paper-mario-wiki]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boss: someone needs to come fix my computer

salesman 1: not it

salesman 2: not it

salesman 3: not it

IT guy: im it

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[leftoversalad]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Adulthood.

[sitting-on-my-crucifix]

Idk how much weed Green Day smoked recording dookie but it was enough for me to get contact high just from listening to it

[iminthenude]

What am I gonna have to do to make this hashtag trending?

[sarsapunk-deactivated20180110]

maybe a tee design?

[fuckgrandma]

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

[sem-pi-ter-nal]

THE STORY SO FAR - HEAVY GLOOM

[bpdminds]

I feel like I am not allowed to exist because existing is a burden to others