doom

hi i'm alexis and I am a old girl who is barely interesting by any standards xoxo Matching icons with my bro aggressivelywhispering

[rosecrystal]

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

[ashintheairlikesnow]

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

[meowmeowkri]

"i hope u kys" boring, unoriginal

"i hope ur fav manga site gets shut down, the only place that had the perfect translation to your favourite manga,the funniest comments and the list of your top reads"

its real, its scary, it happening to me

[bambistjames]

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[aletheyass]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[somecunttookmyurl]

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

[fade-steppin]

[somecunttookmyurl]

[somecunttookmyurl]

you. you get it.

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[mulchbird]

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[teathattast]

paid a bill

[furryprovocateur]

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

[tvrded]

Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

[filmnoirsbian]

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

[peartrees]

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

[alexaloraetheris]

[silly-moth-123]

This is one of the few posts with more reblogs than likes

[charl0ttan]

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions