Static

good old-fashioned lover boy

[solarsyrup]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[flipchild]

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

[dogpuppy]

[dear-julien]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[kendrawoodlandsno1fan]

no caption just look at her <3 (BOS @ NY 08/08/26)

[lollytea]

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

[lollytea]

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

[nerves-nebula]

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

[theburialofstrawberries]

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

[theburialofstrawberries]

I was a better person than all of you

[gaybichon]

type of shit freud would say genuinely

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[knownqueerbaiter]

sometimes a fic will blow up in fandom and everyone is like omg you have to read thissss. and you open it and the grammar is. well.

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[pointnclick]

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism